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Old Apr 20th 2009, 6:33 am
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So.....Has anyone ever shat themselves or let the floodgates open whilst fully clothed as they simply could'nt manage to hold it in any longer??

I haven't but have come close on one or two occasions..............anyone else?
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So.....Has anyone ever shat themselves or let the floodgates open whilst fully clothed as they simply could'nt manage to hold it in any longer??

I haven't but have come close on one or two occasions..............anyone else?
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So.....Has anyone ever shat themselves or let the floodgates open whilst fully clothed as they simply could'nt manage to hold it in any longer??

I haven't but have come close on one or two occasions..............anyone else?
i've had a relief tube back up on me, and soak the flight suit, but i don't think that counts
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oh come on BC, you're telling me you have never had your legs crossed....you hussy !
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oh come on BC, you're telling me you have never had your legs crossed....you hussy !
ok when I was pregnant there were a few tricky 'incidents'
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Default Re: What's the worst you've ever needed the toilet?

Not personally but my mate was stuck on the Saudi Bahrain causeway with wife and 3 kids for 6 hours. Very eventful by all accounts, peeing in bottles, crapping in tissue boxes...........horrendous situation to be in I'm sure.
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Peed in an orange grove somewhere in Greece.
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Not personally but my mate was stuck on the Saudi Bahrain causeway with wife and 3 kids for 6 hours. Very eventful by all accounts, peeing in bottles, crapping in tissue boxes...........horrendous situation to be in I'm sure.
talking of having a dump in unfamiliar places, I heard a funny story the other night from a mate...

His mate had pulled this bird one night and they went back to her place, did the business, fell asleep, and when he woke up in the morning, there was no sign of her, all his clothes were gone and he was stark bollcok naked...

The bitch he thought, so he opened her underwear draw, took out some of them....had a dump in the drawer and then put her knickers and stuff back in on top and closed the drawer.....

Just then, she opened the front door with all his clothes dry cleaned, and with a breakfast take away....

He had breakfast, and got out of there as quickly as he could ......lol
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Default Re: What's the worst you've ever needed the toilet?

Went to V Festival and was staying at a hotel in Telford.

Had drank lordy knows how many pints of cider throughout the day and was quite well oiled. Was walking for what seemed like hours down a pitch black road with the fullest bladder I have ever had trying to get a taxi we had booked who couldn't get near to the venue.

Couldn't pee in the woods, because everytime tried some stranger would appear out of the blackness and also was scared stiff of rats.

Didn't help that there were about 6 of us and everyone was making pssshhhhhh-ing noises to wind me up.

Eventually got taxi and returned to hotel, which was locked up for the night.

Rang bell for an eternity waiting for night duty manager, rang phone, hopped and danced a lot, til the moron (as he was in my head by then) turned up. (Was actually about to set off fire alarms to get them up.)

Don't think my feet hit a third of the stairs up to the room..... I practically flew to the loo!

Peed for literally 5 minutes.

Nearest I've come and probably only time in my life I really wished I was a bloke!
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i was at a helping hands booksale a while back to see BC MEOW etc. Well i had been cycling that morning so was taking in the fluids big style in the car from AD to DXB. (and i mean litres of water)

Anyway, i was running late to get to my mates in JBR as i got sidetracked at the lakes club, and jumped in the motor and sped off towards JBR.....

WELL i got stuck in every red light and was banging the steering wheel with frustration as i was gaggin for a piss.(and i mean gaggin)

I drove into Rimal 4 and parked up, great, ill grab a piss in the car park (uncouth and downright disgusting i know but i was in SERIOUS pain)

(by this time im doubled over in agony--no kidding)

just as im about to do the business, a porsche Cayanne pulls up next to me and a whole family gets our and walks towards the lift entrance that i am now staggering towards putting my bobby away.

They got in one lift, i got in the other...

i never made the 25th floor...

frickin agony..

i arrived at his front door and burst out laughing, not as much as my mate it has to be said..
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Default Re: What's the worst you've ever needed the toilet?

Originally Posted by Morecambe Mindy View Post
Went to V Festival and was staying at a hotel in Telford.

Had drank lordy knows how many pints of cider throughout the day and was quite well oiled. Was walking for what seemed like hours down a pitch black road with the fullest bladder I have ever had trying to get a taxi we had booked who couldn't get near to the venue.

Couldn't pee in the woods, because everytime tried some stranger would appear out of the blackness and also was scared stiff of rats.

Didn't help that there were about 6 of us and everyone was making pssshhhhhh-ing noises to wind me up.

Eventually got taxi and returned to hotel, which was locked up for the night.

Rang bell for an eternity waiting for night duty manager, rang phone, hopped and danced a lot, til the moron (as he was in my head by then) turned up. (Was actually about to set off fire alarms to get them up.)

Don't think my feet hit a third of the stairs up to the room..... I practically flew to the loo!

Peed for literally 5 minutes.

Nearest I've come and probably only time in my life I really wished I was a bloke!
I guess its true then that rats and pussy's dont get on...
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i was at a helping hands booksale a while back to see BC MEOW etc. Well i had been cycling that morning so was taking in the fluids big style in the car from AD to DXB. (and i mean litres of water)

Anyway, i was running late to get to my mates in JBR as i got sidetracked at the lakes club, and jumped in the motor and sped off towards JBR.....

WELL i got stuck in every red light and was banging the steering wheel with frustration as i was gaggin for a piss.(and i mean gaggin)

I drove into Rimal 4 and parked up, great, ill grab a piss in the car park (uncouth and downright disgusting i know but i was in SERIOUS pain)

(by this time im doubled over in agony--no kidding)

just as im about to do the business, a porsche Cayanne pulls up next to me and a whole family gets our and walks towards the lift entrance that i am now staggering towards putting my bobby away.

They got in one lift, i got in the other...

i never made the 25th floor...

frickin agony..

i arrived at his front door and burst out laughing, not as much as my mate it has to be said..
I went to Rimal 4 the other day and wondered why the lift smelt of piss, and now I know !
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HMS sutherland in 98 had the 'phantom shitter' who always during action stations took a dump in the laundrette spin drier.

We were pretty sure it was one of the 30mm gun crews who were located nearby.

It was a mystery that was never solved..the phantom shitter..
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HMS sutherland in 98 had the 'phantom shitter' who always during action stations took a dump in the laundrette spin drier.

We were pretty sure it was one of the 30mm gun crews who were located nearby.

It was a mystery that was never solved..the phantom shitter..
a more serious version of the Phantom Pie Flinger (Tiswas) then....
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Originally Posted by commander View Post
i was at a helping hands booksale a while back to see BC MEOW etc. Well i had been cycling that morning so was taking in the fluids big style in the car from AD to DXB. (and i mean litres of water)

Anyway, i was running late to get to my mates in JBR as i got sidetracked at the lakes club, and jumped in the motor and sped off towards JBR.....

WELL i got stuck in every red light and was banging the steering wheel with frustration as i was gaggin for a piss.(and i mean gaggin)

I drove into Rimal 4 and parked up, great, ill grab a piss in the car park (uncouth and downright disgusting i know but i was in SERIOUS pain)

(by this time im doubled over in agony--no kidding)

just as im about to do the business, a porsche Cayanne pulls up next to me and a whole family gets our and walks towards the lift entrance that i am now staggering towards putting my bobby away.

They got in one lift, i got in the other...

i never made the 25th floor...

frickin agony..

i arrived at his front door and burst out laughing, not as much as my mate it has to be said..

you pissed in the lift
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