What's the stupidest thing you're heard recently?
Oct 7th 2012, 11:18 am
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What's the stupidest thing you're heard recently?
Apart from about the latest Dubai building projects...
Someone I know has just said "I honestly thought the game of dominos was lining them up and flicking them." She's 30 years old.
Someone I know has just said "I honestly thought the game of dominos was lining them up and flicking them." She's 30 years old.
Oct 7th 2012, 11:25 am
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Re: What's the stupidest thing you're heard recently?
It started off with "Good morning " and got progressively worse !
Oct 7th 2012, 11:26 am
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A typo in the title. Damn my lousy typing. The shame!!
ooh the irony
Oct 7th 2012, 11:32 am
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Re: What's the stupidest thing you're heard recently?
Oct 7th 2012, 11:34 am
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Oct 7th 2012, 11:37 am
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Re: What's the stupidest thing you're heard recently?
"yes I am on 1 month's notice"
"Ok, great"
"but for me to move from Dubai back to India, I think start date should be after March 2013"
"Ok, great"
"but for me to move from Dubai back to India, I think start date should be after March 2013"
Oct 7th 2012, 11:46 am
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Re: What's the stupidest thing you're heard recently?
my sister thought QR codes were magic eye pictures, and has been staring at them to try and see the hidden image.
Oct 7th 2012, 11:50 am
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Re: What's the stupidest thing you're heard recently?
A girl at Barasti on Friday night (not my choice of venue before anyone comments)
"This guy was chatting to me and he says he's Spanish....that means he's from Spain right?"
At this point, to the horror of my Mrs I choked on my drink, laughed in her face and walked off.
"This guy was chatting to me and he says he's Spanish....that means he's from Spain right?"
At this point, to the horror of my Mrs I choked on my drink, laughed in her face and walked off.
Oct 7th 2012, 11:53 am
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Re: What's the stupidest thing you're heard recently?
Him "What breed of dog is that?"
Me "It is a Rhodesian Ridgeback."
H. Oh! Where is that from?
!!!!
( not recent, when I lived in Ibiza)
Me "It is a Rhodesian Ridgeback."
H. Oh! Where is that from?
!!!!
( not recent, when I lived in Ibiza)
Oct 7th 2012, 11:58 am
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Re: What's the stupidest thing you're heard recently?
Closely followed by a Great Dane.
Already been reliably informed that when I am willing to get a dog I'm not allowed either. Apparently only Golden Retrievers will do.
