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The Dean May 29th 2010 6:08 am

What's a beautiful camel worth?
 
More than a quarter of a million dollars apparently................ :huh:

http://www.arabianbusiness.com/58916...f-beauty-camel

Confucius May 29th 2010 10:25 am

Re: What's a beautiful camel worth?
 

Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 8597467)
More than a quarter of a million dollars apparently................ :huh:

http://www.arabianbusiness.com/58916...f-beauty-camel

Currently we give 2 camels and 3 goats for a beautiful woman...
In your case, it will be 2 beautiful women and 3 goats for a beautiful camel...
This is all as per ISO9001 standards...

MacScot May 29th 2010 11:14 am

Re: What's a beautiful camel worth?
 
How much would you be willing to pay for this one?

http://i433.photobucket.com/albums/q...yCamel1216.jpg

Norm_uk May 30th 2010 8:33 am

Re: What's a beautiful camel worth?
 

Originally Posted by MacScot (Post 8597813)
How much would you be willing to pay for this one?

http://i433.photobucket.com/albums/q...yCamel1216.jpg

Can I get those boots in "sultry red" to match the lamps in my bedroom?

MacScot May 30th 2010 9:05 am

Re: What's a beautiful camel worth?
 

Originally Posted by Norm_uk (Post 8599076)
Can I get those boots in "sultry red" to match the lamps in my bedroom?

Yes, but the whip has to be black :)

Norm_uk May 30th 2010 10:53 am

Re: What's a beautiful camel worth?
 

Originally Posted by MacScot (Post 8599142)
Yes, but the whip has to be black :)

No problem, black always goes with red.

hnd May 30th 2010 8:29 pm

Re: What's a beautiful camel worth?
 
What about this for a beautiful camel photo - thanks to Buj al Arab's blog:

http://bujassem.blogspot.com/2010/05...-pictures.html

Read the script in the bottom right hand corner ....

Truly remarkable

hnd May 30th 2010 9:14 pm

Re: What's a beautiful camel worth?
 
:confused:

skeleton May 31st 2010 4:58 am

Re: What's a beautiful camel worth?
 
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Roadking May 31st 2010 5:30 am

Re: What's a beautiful camel worth?
 

Originally Posted by hnd (Post 8600038)
What about this for a beautiful camel photo - thanks to Buj al Arab's blog:

http://bujassem.blogspot.com/2010/05...-pictures.html

Read the script in the bottom right hand corner ....

Truly remarkable

That's pretty cool!

Jack Hammer Jun 2nd 2010 3:37 pm

Re: What's a beautiful camel worth?
 

Originally Posted by MacScot (Post 8597813)
How much would you be willing to pay for this one?

http://i433.photobucket.com/albums/q...yCamel1216.jpg



This reminds me of a funny joke:

An oil worker is sent out to a remote desert location, and after a few weeks out there he asks the handful of fellow workers what they do for sex out here in the middle of nowhere? They say we use the camel, go ahead, she's out back..He's revolted and politely declines the offer..A month or so later he asks if that camel is still available? Of course they say, she's always ready- so he goes out back and has sex with the camel..Afterwards he's disgusted and ashamed of himself and tells his fellow workers that that was the worst sex ever, and that the Camel is filthy, uncooperative and almost impossible to have sex with.?

One of his coworkers says "I don't know what you did with the camel, but we usually ride her into town where the girls are.."


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