What your most tenuous / ludicrous claim to fame ?
Jan 13th 2009, 6:38 am
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Re: What your most tenuous / ludicrous claim to fame ?
my brother knocked out one of sheikh mo's sons a few years ago.......dont ask, its a very long story that got tony blair involved!!!!! ****ing funny tale though
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Jan 13th 2009, 6:40 am
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Re: What your most tenuous / ludicrous claim to fame ?
Back in the late 80's, the Welsh rugby team decided to tour local clubs before heading off for a tour of canada. The idea was they would train with the locals, and have a friendly game.
They visited our club, and in the friendly game, I outjumped Bob Norster in a lineout. At the next lineout, the bar steward broke my nose with his bony elbow, I smacked him, he laughed and I thought "**** this for a game of soldiers"
They visited our club, and in the friendly game, I outjumped Bob Norster in a lineout. At the next lineout, the bar steward broke my nose with his bony elbow, I smacked him, he laughed and I thought "**** this for a game of soldiers"
Jan 13th 2009, 6:51 am
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Re: What your most tenuous / ludicrous claim to fame ?
cant tell you, have to kill you after and all that.......
TBH theres no way i'm saying more over tinternet, i like living here
Jan 13th 2009, 6:58 am
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Re: What your most tenuous / ludicrous claim to fame ?
Most of mine seem to involve sneaky ciggies.
Brian McFadden & I were on the same ciggie break schedule at a restaurant and after dinner, him and his missus (Delta goodrum) and me and my mates all had a drink together. They were both lovely.
Leo Sayer's girlfriend threatened to duff me up in a night club as he came over to tell me that he liked to watch me dance. Hmm.
Brian Johnson, when i told him that i thought he was a crazy mutha said, and i quote: "If you think i'm ****ing crazy now girl, wait till i ****king get you home". I did not go home with him but did continue to have a ciggie with him.
Adrian Grenier from Entourage and i chatted about the sydney nightclub scene and how to avoid paps as he had gatecrashed a private party.
Met englad rugby 7's team at breakfast, which was utterly wasted as i had a hangover. Very pleasant though Vickery was not optimistic about winning.
Other than Delta Goodrum and some of the rugby team, they are all short arses.
Brian McFadden & I were on the same ciggie break schedule at a restaurant and after dinner, him and his missus (Delta goodrum) and me and my mates all had a drink together. They were both lovely.
Leo Sayer's girlfriend threatened to duff me up in a night club as he came over to tell me that he liked to watch me dance. Hmm.
Brian Johnson, when i told him that i thought he was a crazy mutha said, and i quote: "If you think i'm ****ing crazy now girl, wait till i ****king get you home". I did not go home with him but did continue to have a ciggie with him.
Adrian Grenier from Entourage and i chatted about the sydney nightclub scene and how to avoid paps as he had gatecrashed a private party.
Met englad rugby 7's team at breakfast, which was utterly wasted as i had a hangover. Very pleasant though Vickery was not optimistic about winning.
Other than Delta Goodrum and some of the rugby team, they are all short arses.
Jan 13th 2009, 6:58 am
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Re: What your most tenuous / ludicrous claim to fame ?
You know, a really bizarre link / tenuous link....the looser the better !
For example, I went to a pub about 3 years ago for Sunday dinner with the then Missus
I went to the toilet, washed my hands after but as the dryer wasnt working came through the door on the way out shaking my hands dry in front of me, only to literally bump into the Page 3 slapper Jody Marsh coming out of the Ladies....it looked as if I was trying to grope her !!!
For example, I went to a pub about 3 years ago for Sunday dinner with the then Missus
I went to the toilet, washed my hands after but as the dryer wasnt working came through the door on the way out shaking my hands dry in front of me, only to literally bump into the Page 3 slapper Jody Marsh coming out of the Ladies....it looked as if I was trying to grope her !!!
Jan 13th 2009, 6:59 am
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Jan 13th 2009, 7:09 am
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Re: What your most tenuous / ludicrous claim to fame ?
Was once given a green pullover for Xmas by George Harrison...
Jan 13th 2009, 7:15 am
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Jan 13th 2009, 7:53 am
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Re: What your most tenuous / ludicrous claim to fame ?
I was once in a lift in a Montreal with Denns Rodman.
think that lift was near its max weight limit with just the two of us.
think that lift was near its max weight limit with just the two of us.
Jan 13th 2009, 8:07 am
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Re: What your most tenuous / ludicrous claim to fame ?
Having after-show drinkies with Sir Edward 'Weary' Dunlop at his house in Melbourne. He was the Aussie surgeon on the infamous Burma railway in WWII who was tortured by the Japanese but also saved the lives of many a British, Dutch and Australian soldier.
Jan 13th 2009, 8:15 am
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Re: What your most tenuous / ludicrous claim to fame ?
My Missouri court-case is quoted in US case-law.
Jan 13th 2009, 8:30 am
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Jan 13th 2009, 8:47 am
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Re: What your most tenuous / ludicrous claim to fame ?
A few more.
I was sat next to David Walliams at a Morrissey concert in the Royal Albert Hall, Sean Hughes was sat two rows in front of us. Walliams wore a dodgy white suit and danced like a lemon all night. Was before Little Britain but recognised him from Rock profiles.
I once had a few drinks with some of the blokes from Jackass in a hotel in London. They invited me over because I was wearing a Smiths t-shirt apparently. Was the guy who is always playing pranks on his parents.
Oh and Steve McManaman once asked for me to be ejected from a bar because me and my mates were taking the piss out of Liverpool, luckily I was good friends witht the doorman who told him to piss off.
I was sat next to David Walliams at a Morrissey concert in the Royal Albert Hall, Sean Hughes was sat two rows in front of us. Walliams wore a dodgy white suit and danced like a lemon all night. Was before Little Britain but recognised him from Rock profiles.
I once had a few drinks with some of the blokes from Jackass in a hotel in London. They invited me over because I was wearing a Smiths t-shirt apparently. Was the guy who is always playing pranks on his parents.
Oh and Steve McManaman once asked for me to be ejected from a bar because me and my mates were taking the piss out of Liverpool, luckily I was good friends witht the doorman who told him to piss off.