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Old Jun 11th 2012, 9:11 am
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Old Jun 11th 2012, 9:13 am
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Originally Posted by kittycat1
actualy moobs are being put done to the ammount of GM food- so food with high levels of oestrogen that is in food- also why womens boobs appear to be getting bigger from a young age/girls starting periods younger.

men should eat organic if they want to avoid the moob factor
Mmmm just gone through a very Heavy and Painful Period, this week! - And I still have the Menopause to look forward to! I am trying to keep to an 'Orgasmic Diet' but it doesn't seem to help!

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actualy moobs are being put done to the ammount of GM food- so food with high levels of oestrogen that is in food- also why womens boobs appear to be getting bigger from a young age/girls starting periods younger.

men should eat organic if they want to avoid the moob factor
thats fine if you walk around in sack cloth and live in a monastry in the tuscan hills with a perfect rain/shine ratio or your dad was Percy Thrower and handed down his life-long secrets to good vegetable growing or your a recruitment consultant with shed-loads of time & cash on your hands.

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Old Jun 11th 2012, 9:32 am
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I used to love Percy Thrower- reminds me of my grandad.

anyway noone said being perfect would be easy!
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Old Jun 11th 2012, 9:44 am
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Originally Posted by kittycat1
actualy moobs are being put done to the ammount of GM food- so food with high levels of oestrogen that is in food- also why womens boobs appear to be getting bigger from a young age/girls starting periods younger.

men should eat organic if they want to avoid the moob factor
moobs have nothing to do with gm food, they do have plenty to do with oestrogen in drinking water (thanks to millions of women on the pill), BPA, parabens and a myriad of other junk in our lives. There is a lot of research being done currently into parabens and bisphenol A (BPA) regarding the lowering in average age of onset of menses
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Originally Posted by Beaverstate
That would be teens. Don't look over your shoulder.
19 is fine

but my Mrs is 44 and has a cracking pair of top bollocks
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19 is fine

but my Mrs is 44 and has a cracking pair of top bollocks
Excellent. Perhaps you should consider keeping your day job.
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Originally Posted by jackthehat
Mmmm just gone through a very Heavy and Painful Period, this week! - And I still have the Menopause to look forward to! I am trying to keep to an 'Orgasmic Diet' but it doesn't seem to help!

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Enjoy the pain now because at least you know you are having it. Soon the menopause madness will come, the night sweats, the paranoia, the lack of memory, the walls closing in, the tears, the screaming and then the search for the magic patch to stick on your ass
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Michael Palin was always one of my idols. If not a travel reporter then a masseur for the Playboy mansion knowing full well that Hugh Hefner would only want a blonde masseuse touching his body.
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Old Jun 11th 2012, 11:34 am
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Dolphin shaver.
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The most moobs I ever saw in my life was when I went to aquaventure at Atlantis during a Saudi holiday. There were man tits EVERYWHERE. Some of them were huge. It was rather disturbing.

I'd like to be a writer (novelist.) I have visions of me sitting in a little summerhouse, typing away, flowers gently waving, birds tweeting etc etc...

In reality I'm sure it would be lonely, frustrating, no summerhouse and a view of next door's rain sodden roof.
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Originally Posted by lullabelle
The most moobs I ever saw in my life was when I went to aquaventure at Atlantis during a Saudi holiday. There were man tits EVERYWHERE. Some of them were huge. It was rather disturbing.

I'd like to be a writer (novelist.) I have visions of me sitting in a little summerhouse, typing away, flowers gently waving, birds tweeting etc etc...

In reality I'm sure it would be lonely, frustrating, no summerhouse and a view of next door's rain sodden roof.
Not quite. It's more like staring at the blank wall behind the computer monitor, wondering if it's too early to have a drink. (No, it's never too early, and no I'm not a novelist...)
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I'd be Tony Stark, playboy and genius for the day job, then put on the fancy metal suit and fly around looking for the shit
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At 11 years old I wanted to be a lighthouse keeper.

I never was sociable even then...... Humbug!!!!
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At 11 years old I wanted to be a lighthouse keeper.

I never was sociable even then...... Humbug!!!!
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