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Old Feb 27th 2013, 8:50 am
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It really is a tricky one, I mean a million quid... for shagging a dog... I mean its wrong wrong wrong, but a million quid... would the dog be ok with it? I mean i wouldn't rape a dog for a million quid...
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You lot are a sick, sick bunch
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Meow- It was scamp!
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Meow- It was scamp!
Asking if the dog is okay with it KC? Considerate of you but...
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come on Meow- its a lot of money!

what would be your dog shagging price then meow?
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and I haven't actually said I'd do it...
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This is what happened last time.

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come on Meow- its a lot of money!

what would be your dog shagging price then meow?
The thought makes me feel too sick to answer.

I'd even think twice about Snoop Dog...
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Originally Posted by Meow
The thought makes me feel too sick to answer.

I'd even think twice about Snoop Dog...
You have to lick his toes for a million quid.
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Originally Posted by kittycat1
It really is a tricky one, I mean a million quid... for shagging a dog... I mean its wrong wrong wrong, but a million quid... would the dog be ok with it? I mean i wouldn't rape a dog for a million quid...
The dog is well up for it KC. He's had the pink lipstick out for about 4 minutes, waiting.

Yes or no?
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a. who would be the pusher and who would be the pushee? (pushed)
b. will the room be lit or dark?
c. will there be other people watching? camera etc?

for a million quid these are some very serious questions methinks!
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Not take a job in your poxy company...
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Default Re: What would you do for a million quid?

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a. who would be the pusher and who would be the pushee? (pushed)
b. will the room be lit or dark?
c. will there be other people watching? camera etc?

for a million quid these are some very serious questions methinks!
A - dog's the pusher, he's inside you.
B - Lit.
C - No, but your friends and relatives will be informed.

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Not take a job in your poxy company...
Oh come on...you know the job suits you (I've got no idea, but I'm backing myself blindly).
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Old Feb 27th 2013, 12:50 pm
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Well this is very timely.

Gulf News in Kuwait

Kuwait City: An Asian watchman is being treated at a local hospital after he had sexual intercourse with animals on the farm he was guarding.
“I was shocked during my last visit to the farm to see the watchman screaming in pain and I took him to the hospital in Farwaniya. There, doctors diagnosed him with a problem with his organ,” the farm owner was quoted as saying by Kuwaiti daily Al Rai on Saturday.
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I don't believe in coincidences. C'mon Scamp, fess up--what hand have you had in this?
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