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scrubbedexpat141 Feb 26th 2013 8:41 am
What would you do for a million quid?
 
Seriously?

If someone had a million quid in cash for you and asked you to do something for it, how far would you go?

My range starts at letting Heidi Klum play with my balls down to some things I wouldn't be proud of.

What would you do? Anything disgusting?

britexpat76 Feb 26th 2013 8:43 am
Re: What would you do for a million quid?
 
I think the more appropriate question is what you would not do. I wouldn't take a million quid to stay in jail for 20 years.

scrubbedexpat141 Feb 26th 2013 8:45 am
Re: What would you do for a million quid?
 
Originally Posted by britexpat76 (Post 10570156)
I think the more appropriate question is what you would not do. I wouldn't take a million quid to stay in jail for 20 years.
Trust me, this question is good. Wait and see how many people think a million isn't worth doing stuff for.

littlejimmy Feb 26th 2013 8:47 am
Re: What would you do for a million quid?
 
Work in Saudi for a week.

scrubbedexpat141 Feb 26th 2013 8:51 am
Re: What would you do for a million quid?
 
Originally Posted by littlejimmy (Post 10570163)
Work in Saudi for a week.
Doing the job I offered?

What about, letting a dog penetrate you?

littlejimmy Feb 26th 2013 9:01 am
Re: What would you do for a million quid?
 
Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 10570174)
Doing the job I offered?

What about, letting a dog penetrate you?
You're one sick puppy.

scrubbedexpat141 Feb 26th 2013 9:06 am
Re: What would you do for a million quid?
 
Originally Posted by littlejimmy (Post 10570204)
You're one sick puppy.
No, a full grown alsatian type.

Million quid.

Welivehere Feb 26th 2013 9:08 am
Re: What would you do for a million quid?
 
Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 10570174)
a dog penetrate you?
Originally Posted by littlejimmy (Post 10570204)
You're one sick puppy.
I see what you did there... :D

Dumbo Feb 26th 2013 9:12 am
Re: What would you do for a million quid?
 
Good question that, the things I would not do might be few and far between.

If I got a million quid I would leave the pit tomorrow, thats a pretty big motivator.

With the dog thing does every one know or is it on the QT and a personal shame? ;)

littlejimmy Feb 26th 2013 9:13 am
Re: What would you do for a million quid?
 
Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 10570218)
No, a full grown alsatian type.

Million quid.
No bigger than a collie.

britexpat76 Feb 26th 2013 9:14 am
Re: What would you do for a million quid?
 
Originally Posted by Dumbo (Post 10570238)
Good question that, the things I would not do might be few and far between.

If I got a million quid I would leave the pit tomorrow, thats a pretty big motivator.

With the dog thing does every one know or is it on the QT and a personal shame? ;)
Knowing some of the posters, I think the dog should get a million quid.

scrubbedexpat141 Feb 26th 2013 9:30 am
Re: What would you do for a million quid?
 
Originally Posted by Dumbo (Post 10570238)
Good question that, the things I would not do might be few and far between.

If I got a million quid I would leave the pit tomorrow, thats a pretty big motivator.

With the dog thing does every one know or is it on the QT and a personal shame? ;)
Your friends and family would be informed.

Originally Posted by littlejimmy (Post 10570242)
No bigger than a collie.
No, proper dog size.

1,000,000

littlejimmy Feb 26th 2013 9:36 am
Re: What would you do for a million quid?
 
Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 10570287)
Your friends and family would be informed.



No, proper dog size.

1,000,000
A collie is proper dog size, not like a bloody Yorkshire terrier or other such rat.

Meow Feb 26th 2013 9:50 am
Re: What would you do for a million quid?
 
Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 10570174)
Doing the job I offered?

What about, letting a dog penetrate you?
Did you see the UK TV programme written by Charlie Brooker (who really is one sick puppy) about a Prime Minister who had to shag a pig to keep a much-loved princess alive? Part of his Black Mirror series.


He may be old now, but one million would be enough to do Robert Redford.

Miss Anne Thrope Feb 26th 2013 9:53 am
Re: What would you do for a million quid?
 
Originally Posted by littlejimmy (Post 10570242)
No bigger than a collie.
Didn't take long to get down to hard negotiating...


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