What would happen if Beard Man wanted to rule the UAE?
#31
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Re: What would happen if Beard Man wanted to rule the UAE?
Oh bugger, Im runbled.......how did you guess ?
all knowing is god and he look after bangle wearers
it is written in gods law that no woman can resist the lure of the bangle
god will be merciless against the lovers of plastic dolls and you will rot in a never ending furnace if you partake in sexual activities with such dolls
all knowing is god and he look after bangle wearers
it is written in gods law that no woman can resist the lure of the bangle
god will be merciless against the lovers of plastic dolls and you will rot in a never ending furnace if you partake in sexual activities with such dolls
#32
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Re: What would happen if Beard Man wanted to rule the UAE?
not forever....
there are Emiratis all over the world studying to be members fo the workforce in all specialisations.
There are no Emarati dentists now maybe, but in ten years' time, why not?
Same for petroleum engineers, and finance executives, and media analysts, and architects, and everythign else.
The process of Emiratisation is well underway.
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Re: What would happen if Beard Man wanted to rule the UAE?
What would happen if Bangle Man wanted to rule the UAE???
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Re: What would happen if Beard Man wanted to rule the UAE?
I want Beardy Man , to have a read of this and let me know what he thinks as Id be very interested in his opinion...
I recently attended an annual training session.
During the training session there was a presentation by three speakers representing the Roman Catholic, Protestant and Muslim faiths, who explained each of their beliefs.
I was particularly interested in what the Islamic Imam had to say. The Imam gave a great presentation of the basics of Islam, complete with a video.
After the presentations, time was provided for questions and answers.
When it was my turn, I directed my question to the Imam and asked:
'Please, correct me if I'm wrong, but I understand that most Imams and clerics of Islam have declared a holy jihad [Holy war] against the infidels of the world and, that by killing an infidel, (which is a command to all Muslims) they are assured of a place in heaven. If that's the case, can you give me the definition of an infidel please?'
There was no disagreement with my statements and, without hesitation, the Imam replied, 'Non-believers! '
I responded, 'So, let me make sure I have this straight. .....All followers of Allah have been commanded to kill everyone who is not of your faith so they can have a place in heaven. Is that correct?'
The expression on his face changed from one of authority and one that looked a little sheephish
He quieryly replied, 'Yes.'
I then stated, 'Well, sir, I have a real problem trying to imagine Pope Benedict commanding all Catholics to kill those of your faith or Dr. Stanley ordering all Protestants to do the same in order to guarantee them a place in heaven!'
The Imam was speechless!
I continued, 'I also have huge problem with being your 'friend' when you and your brother clerics are telling your followers to kill me and my family!
I said to the Imam, let me ask you a question....
Would you rather have your Allah, who tells you to kill me in order for you to go to heaven, ....or ......Jesus who tells us to love you because I am going to heaven and He wants you to be there with me?'
You could have heard a pin drop as the Imam hung his head in shame...
I recently attended an annual training session.
During the training session there was a presentation by three speakers representing the Roman Catholic, Protestant and Muslim faiths, who explained each of their beliefs.
I was particularly interested in what the Islamic Imam had to say. The Imam gave a great presentation of the basics of Islam, complete with a video.
After the presentations, time was provided for questions and answers.
When it was my turn, I directed my question to the Imam and asked:
'Please, correct me if I'm wrong, but I understand that most Imams and clerics of Islam have declared a holy jihad [Holy war] against the infidels of the world and, that by killing an infidel, (which is a command to all Muslims) they are assured of a place in heaven. If that's the case, can you give me the definition of an infidel please?'
There was no disagreement with my statements and, without hesitation, the Imam replied, 'Non-believers! '
I responded, 'So, let me make sure I have this straight. .....All followers of Allah have been commanded to kill everyone who is not of your faith so they can have a place in heaven. Is that correct?'
The expression on his face changed from one of authority and one that looked a little sheephish
He quieryly replied, 'Yes.'
I then stated, 'Well, sir, I have a real problem trying to imagine Pope Benedict commanding all Catholics to kill those of your faith or Dr. Stanley ordering all Protestants to do the same in order to guarantee them a place in heaven!'
The Imam was speechless!
I continued, 'I also have huge problem with being your 'friend' when you and your brother clerics are telling your followers to kill me and my family!
I said to the Imam, let me ask you a question....
Would you rather have your Allah, who tells you to kill me in order for you to go to heaven, ....or ......Jesus who tells us to love you because I am going to heaven and He wants you to be there with me?'
You could have heard a pin drop as the Imam hung his head in shame...
#39
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Re: What would happen if Beard Man wanted to rule the UAE?
I want Beardy Man , to have a read of this and let me know what he thinks as Id be very interested in his opinion...
I recently attended an annual training session.
During the training session there was a presentation by three speakers representing the Roman Catholic, Protestant and Muslim faiths, who explained each of their beliefs.
I was particularly interested in what the Islamic Imam had to say. The Imam gave a great presentation of the basics of Islam, complete with a video.
After the presentations, time was provided for questions and answers.
When it was my turn, I directed my question to the Imam and asked:
'Please, correct me if I'm wrong, but I understand that most Imams and clerics of Islam have declared a holy jihad [Holy war] against the infidels of the world and, that by killing an infidel, (which is a command to all Muslims) they are assured of a place in heaven. If that's the case, can you give me the definition of an infidel please?'
There was no disagreement with my statements and, without hesitation, the Imam replied, 'Non-believers! '
I responded, 'So, let me make sure I have this straight. .....All followers of Allah have been commanded to kill everyone who is not of your faith so they can have a place in heaven. Is that correct?'
The expression on his face changed from one of authority and one that looked a little sheephish
He quieryly replied, 'Yes.'
I then stated, 'Well, sir, I have a real problem trying to imagine Pope Benedict commanding all Catholics to kill those of your faith or Dr. Stanley ordering all Protestants to do the same in order to guarantee them a place in heaven!'
The Imam was speechless!
I continued, 'I also have huge problem with being your 'friend' when you and your brother clerics are telling your followers to kill me and my family!
I said to the Imam, let me ask you a question....
Would you rather have your Allah, who tells you to kill me in order for you to go to heaven, ....or ......Jesus who tells us to love you because I am going to heaven and He wants you to be there with me?'
You could have heard a pin drop as the Imam hung his head in shame...
I recently attended an annual training session.
During the training session there was a presentation by three speakers representing the Roman Catholic, Protestant and Muslim faiths, who explained each of their beliefs.
I was particularly interested in what the Islamic Imam had to say. The Imam gave a great presentation of the basics of Islam, complete with a video.
After the presentations, time was provided for questions and answers.
When it was my turn, I directed my question to the Imam and asked:
'Please, correct me if I'm wrong, but I understand that most Imams and clerics of Islam have declared a holy jihad [Holy war] against the infidels of the world and, that by killing an infidel, (which is a command to all Muslims) they are assured of a place in heaven. If that's the case, can you give me the definition of an infidel please?'
There was no disagreement with my statements and, without hesitation, the Imam replied, 'Non-believers! '
I responded, 'So, let me make sure I have this straight. .....All followers of Allah have been commanded to kill everyone who is not of your faith so they can have a place in heaven. Is that correct?'
The expression on his face changed from one of authority and one that looked a little sheephish
He quieryly replied, 'Yes.'
I then stated, 'Well, sir, I have a real problem trying to imagine Pope Benedict commanding all Catholics to kill those of your faith or Dr. Stanley ordering all Protestants to do the same in order to guarantee them a place in heaven!'
The Imam was speechless!
I continued, 'I also have huge problem with being your 'friend' when you and your brother clerics are telling your followers to kill me and my family!
I said to the Imam, let me ask you a question....
Would you rather have your Allah, who tells you to kill me in order for you to go to heaven, ....or ......Jesus who tells us to love you because I am going to heaven and He wants you to be there with me?'
You could have heard a pin drop as the Imam hung his head in shame...
Just WHERE was this session held?? In the Middle East somewhere????
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#41
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Re: What would happen if Beard Man wanted to rule the UAE?
BM- your imam could have told you that you as a christian are not an infidel.
i wonder why he didn't....
i wonder why he didn't....
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Re: What would happen if Beard Man wanted to rule the UAE?
There sure is a lot of these training sessions
http://www.nfbnet.org/pipermail/fait...er/004259.html
http://www.nfbnet.org/pipermail/fait...er/004259.html
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Re: What would happen if Beard Man wanted to rule the UAE?
#44
Re: What would happen if Beard Man wanted to rule the UAE?
I want Beardy Man , to have a read of this and let me know what he thinks as Id be very interested in his opinion...
I recently attended an annual training session.
During the training session there was a presentation by three speakers representing the Roman Catholic, Protestant and Muslim faiths, who explained each of their beliefs.
I was particularly interested in what the Islamic Imam had to say. The Imam gave a great presentation of the basics of Islam, complete with a video.
After the presentations, time was provided for questions and answers.
When it was my turn, I directed my question to the Imam and asked:
'Please, correct me if I'm wrong, but I understand that most Imams and clerics of Islam have declared a holy jihad [Holy war] against the infidels of the world and, that by killing an infidel, (which is a command to all Muslims) they are assured of a place in heaven. If that's the case, can you give me the definition of an infidel please?'
There was no disagreement with my statements and, without hesitation, the Imam replied, 'Non-believers! '
I responded, 'So, let me make sure I have this straight. .....All followers of Allah have been commanded to kill everyone who is not of your faith so they can have a place in heaven. Is that correct?'
The expression on his face changed from one of authority and one that looked a little sheephish
He quieryly replied, 'Yes.'
I then stated, 'Well, sir, I have a real problem trying to imagine Pope Benedict commanding all Catholics to kill those of your faith or Dr. Stanley ordering all Protestants to do the same in order to guarantee them a place in heaven!'
The Imam was speechless!
I continued, 'I also have huge problem with being your 'friend' when you and your brother clerics are telling your followers to kill me and my family!
I said to the Imam, let me ask you a question....
Would you rather have your Allah, who tells you to kill me in order for you to go to heaven, ....or ......Jesus who tells us to love you because I am going to heaven and He wants you to be there with me?'
You could have heard a pin drop as the Imam hung his head in shame...
I recently attended an annual training session.
During the training session there was a presentation by three speakers representing the Roman Catholic, Protestant and Muslim faiths, who explained each of their beliefs.
I was particularly interested in what the Islamic Imam had to say. The Imam gave a great presentation of the basics of Islam, complete with a video.
After the presentations, time was provided for questions and answers.
When it was my turn, I directed my question to the Imam and asked:
'Please, correct me if I'm wrong, but I understand that most Imams and clerics of Islam have declared a holy jihad [Holy war] against the infidels of the world and, that by killing an infidel, (which is a command to all Muslims) they are assured of a place in heaven. If that's the case, can you give me the definition of an infidel please?'
There was no disagreement with my statements and, without hesitation, the Imam replied, 'Non-believers! '
I responded, 'So, let me make sure I have this straight. .....All followers of Allah have been commanded to kill everyone who is not of your faith so they can have a place in heaven. Is that correct?'
The expression on his face changed from one of authority and one that looked a little sheephish
He quieryly replied, 'Yes.'
I then stated, 'Well, sir, I have a real problem trying to imagine Pope Benedict commanding all Catholics to kill those of your faith or Dr. Stanley ordering all Protestants to do the same in order to guarantee them a place in heaven!'
The Imam was speechless!
I continued, 'I also have huge problem with being your 'friend' when you and your brother clerics are telling your followers to kill me and my family!
I said to the Imam, let me ask you a question....
Would you rather have your Allah, who tells you to kill me in order for you to go to heaven, ....or ......Jesus who tells us to love you because I am going to heaven and He wants you to be there with me?'
You could have heard a pin drop as the Imam hung his head in shame...