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what a load of old shit...
I am having to learn the highway code for my test in August..
How is anyone supposed to remember all this? If your car is on fire in a tunnel what should you do?...personally,I would shit myself.Apparently though I need to turn my hazzard lights on and try and put it out...never mind the fact it might explode.:frown: |
Re: what a load of old shit...
Originally Posted by MissDemeanor
(Post 6567023)
I am having to learn the highway code for my test in August..
How is anyone supposed to remember all this? If your car is on fire in a tunnel what should you do?...personally,I would shit myself.Apparently though I need to turn my hazzard lights on and try and put it out...never mind the fact it might explode.:frown: |
Re: what a load of old shit...
Originally Posted by Rachatron
(Post 6567166)
you should probably put your fag out and your glass of malibu down first hon....
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Re: what a load of old shit...
Originally Posted by MissDemeanor
(Post 6567175)
it doesnt say anything about that in the highway code.:p
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Re: what a load of old shit...
Originally Posted by Rachatron
(Post 6567183)
what about checking your lippy in case the fireman are hot?
SF tested me earlier.....when should you use your horn? I said......when you see a gorgeous bloke walking down the road.... I dont think it was right.:o |
Re: what a load of old shit...
Originally Posted by MissDemeanor
(Post 6567193)
That goes without saying.:D
SF tested me earlier.....when should you use your horn? I said......when you see a gorgeous bloke walking down the road.... I dont think it was right.:o |
Re: what a load of old shit...
Originally Posted by Rachatron
(Post 6567202)
Course it's right - just ask any girl!!!
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Re: what a load of old shit...
Originally Posted by MissDemeanor
(Post 6567023)
I am having to learn the highway code for my test in August..
How is anyone supposed to remember all this? If your car is on fire in a tunnel what should you do?...personally,I would shit myself.Apparently though I need to turn my hazzard lights on and try and put it out...never mind the fact it might explode.:frown: |
Re: what a load of old shit...
Originally Posted by Inselaffen
(Post 6567241)
let me guess you do that to get his attention to find out where the hell you are coz you got lost!
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Re: what a load of old shit...
Originally Posted by Inselaffen
(Post 6567245)
If your car is on fire in a tunnel Run like F**k !! sod the hazzard lights
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Re: what a load of old shit...
Originally Posted by MissDemeanor
(Post 6567268)
my point exactly...and more to the point why would it be on fire anyway?.The friction caused in the back seat with the man you hooted at earlier?If so,let him put the bloody thing out.:D
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Re: what a load of old shit...
Originally Posted by Inselaffen
(Post 6567275)
poor bloke getting picked up by some dried out old bird who gives him friction burns
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Re: what a load of old shit...
Originally Posted by MissDemeanor
(Post 6567023)
I am having to learn the highway code for my test in August..
How is anyone supposed to remember all this? If your car is on fire in a tunnel what should you do?...personally,I would shit myself.Apparently though I need to turn my hazzard lights on and try and put it out...never mind the fact it might explode.:frown: |
Re: what a load of old shit...
Originally Posted by Spugsy
(Post 6568252)
bah, when it comes to your test just put a 500 bill in your cleavage when you start the engine, you'll pass no bother.
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Re: what a load of old shit...
Originally Posted by Spugsy
(Post 6568252)
bah, when it comes to your test just put a 500 bill in your cleavage when you start the engine, you'll pass no bother.
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Re: what a load of old shit...
Originally Posted by MissDemeanor
(Post 6567023)
I am having to learn the highway code for my test in August..
How is anyone supposed to remember all this? If your car is on fire in a tunnel what should you do?...personally,I would shit myself.Apparently though I need to turn my hazzard lights on and try and put it out...never mind the fact it might explode.:frown: Hey darl my mate has just done his test and said it was much easier than the UK. Let me find out what his questions were on average and i will let you know... might be a little more help for your learning and you will know what to expect. I understand when he went for his results it was all up on one board along with a million indians... there was only a handful that passed. K |
Re: what a load of old shit...
Originally Posted by MrsHaps
(Post 6568331)
Hey darl
my mate has just done his test and said it was much easier than the UK. Let me find out what his questions were on average and i will let you know... might be a little more help for your learning and you will know what to expect. I understand when he went for his results it was all up on one board along with a million indians... there was only a handful that passed. K |
Re: what a load of old shit...
Originally Posted by MissDemeanor
(Post 6568341)
im too scared to learn to drive over here.if i do it at home it means that I can drive in the UK when im at home.I dont want to have to go through it again.:eek:
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Re: what a load of old shit...
Originally Posted by Spugsy
(Post 6568356)
aye same with me, and if we go to Oz after here then back home I may have to learn to drive THREE TIMES for gods sake.
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Re: what a load of old shit...
Originally Posted by Spugsy
(Post 6568252)
bah, when it comes to your test just put a 500 bill in your cleavage when you start the engine, you'll pass no bother.
If the young lady being tested is 'attractive', she fails........... .......... because the examiner is hoping he will get her again when she retakes it.... and the next time.... and the next time....... until it becomes a case of: "I feel I know you quite well now (cheesy grin) - fancy going for a drink?" |
Re: what a load of old shit...
Originally Posted by MissDemeanor
(Post 6567023)
I am having to learn the highway code for my test in August..
How is anyone supposed to remember all this? If your car is on fire in a tunnel what should you do?...personally,I would shit myself.Apparently though I need to turn my hazzard lights on and try and put it out...never mind the fact it might explode.:frown: You have to drive like a robot on your test. Remember 10 to 2. |
Re: what a load of old shit...
Originally Posted by Nu-Shooz
(Post 6568817)
:lol:
You have to drive like a robot on your test. Remember 10 to 2. |
Re: what a load of old shit...
It's PC gone mad.
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Re: what a load of old shit...
MD - Don't worry about it, its a piece of piss, i would think that passing your test in AD would be easier than the UK though !
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Re: what a load of old shit...
stop moaning and get revising MD...you've gotta pass this first time, we're counting on you...
MM, xx |
Re: what a load of old shit...
Originally Posted by Madam Medusa
(Post 6569529)
stop moaning and get revising MD...you've gotta pass this first time, we're counting on you...
MM, xx |
Re: what a load of old shit...
Originally Posted by MissDemeanor
(Post 6569544)
Thats what worries me!! Ive only got one chance at this...so much pressure,how can I cope?!:blink:
MM, xx |
Re: what a load of old shit...
Originally Posted by Madam Medusa
(Post 6569550)
aren't there online examples of the test so you can practice, i'm sure you will be fine...
MM, xx |
Re: what a load of old shit...
Originally Posted by MissDemeanor
(Post 6569544)
Thats what worries me!! Ive only got one chance at this...so much pressure,how can I cope?!:blink:
Code up the answers and paint them on your hands Henna style....... |
Re: what a load of old shit...
Originally Posted by MissDemeanor
(Post 6569555)
ive done 6 today...and passed 1!
MM, xx |
Re: what a load of old shit...
I don't know if the theory test in Dubai is the same one as the one in Abu Dhabi, but I was convinced that I'd fail, but didn't. I think they choose the easiest questions for the test, as I only got one wrong (Sam, note to self: When pedestrians are crossing the road, you slow down, you don't speed up!).
The thing that got me, was that in the pictures from the Textbook all the bad people, i.e. all the bad drivers, and the drunks, and the jay walkers, and the bad children that steal things, were all black. Terrible. Incidentally, I failed the practical test before I even started the car, and I have been driving for over 20 years. So now I have to do 4,295,045,000 lessons before taking it again. Bastards. |
Re: what a load of old shit...
Originally Posted by Sam FTQ
(Post 6569571)
I don't know if the theory test in Dubai is the same one as the one in Abu Dhabi, but I was convinced that I'd fail, but didn't. I think they choose the easiest questions for the test, as I only got one wrong (Sam, note to self: When pedestrians are crossing the road, you slow down, you don't speed up!).
The thing that got me, was that in the pictures from the Textbook all the bad people, i.e. all the bad drivers, and the drunks, and the jay walkers, and the bad children that steal things, were all black. Terrible. Incidentally, I failed the practical test before I even started the car, and I have been driving for over 20 years. So now I have to do 4,295,045,000 lessons before taking it again. Bastards. Many congratulations. |
Re: what a load of old shit...
Originally Posted by Sam FTQ
(Post 6569571)
I don't know if the theory test in Dubai is the same one as the one in Abu Dhabi, but I was convinced that I'd fail, but didn't. I think they choose the easiest questions for the test, as I only got one wrong (Sam, note to self: When pedestrians are crossing the road, you slow down, you don't speed up!).
The thing that got me, was that in the pictures from the Textbook all the bad people, i.e. all the bad drivers, and the drunks, and the jay walkers, and the bad children that steal things, were all black. Terrible. Incidentally, I failed the practical test before I even started the car, and I have been driving for over 20 years. So now I have to do 4,295,045,000 lessons before taking it again. Bastards. |
Re: what a load of old shit...
Originally Posted by MissDemeanor
(Post 6569544)
Thats what worries me!! Ive only got one chance at this...so much pressure,how can I cope?!:blink:
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Re: what a load of old shit...
Originally Posted by Spugsy
(Post 6576379)
why one chance?
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Re: what a load of old shit...
Originally Posted by MissDemeanor
(Post 6576388)
im going home for 10 days in august..and i need to pass it then.I cant re-do it for 3 weeks after the first go,and i cant keep going back.
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