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What does coffee mean for you???

Old Sep 27th 2007, 5:54 pm
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Since I don't drink coffee,for me it means sex...

What's your interpretation when a man invites you for coffee???
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Old Sep 27th 2007, 5:55 pm
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Since I don't drink coffee,for me it means sex...

What's your interpretation when a man invites you for coffee???
If a man invited me for coffee,I would slap him...Because for me,coffee means sex...The pervert!!!
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Since I don't drink coffee,for me it means sex...

What's your interpretation when a man invites you for coffee???
yep, it means sex...

How about if they invite you for tea though...?

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If a man invited me for coffee,I would slap him...Because for me,coffee means sex...The pervert!!!
You must be so full of yourself...
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You must be so full of yourself...
Of course...Better than being full with someone else...
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yep, it means sex...

How about if they invite you for tea though...?

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They??? I have a rough time handling one...
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They??? I have a rough time handling one...
not man enough, eh...?

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not man enough, eh...?

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I can milk a cow on my lonesome,TYVM...
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I can milk a cow on my lonesome,TYVM...
good for you...

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good for you...

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And for the cow...
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And for the cow...
well...that all depends...

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well...that all depends...

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How easy the cow is...I know...
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Am I missing a private joke here?

Why is Confucius talking to Confucius about coffee/sex?

Never mind.........

It's clear that 'do you want to come in for a cup of coffee?' means 'I'd like you to shag me until I'm comatose'.........

....... but what does it mean when she says 'do you want to come in for an espresso'? That she thinks you won't last long.........??

And if I say 'I'd like to put some cream in it', will she misunderstand me?
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Am I missing a private joke here?

Why is Confucius talking to Confucius about coffee/sex?

Never mind.........

It's clear that 'do you want to come in for a cup of coffee?' means 'I'd like you to shag me until I'm comatose'.........

....... but what does it mean when she says 'do you want to come in for an espresso'? That she thinks you won't last long.........??

And if I say 'I'd like to put some cream in it', will she misunderstand me?
You're analyzing a bit too much...
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Originally Posted by Confucius View Post
You're analyzing a bit too much...
You're taking me seriously a bit too much........

In any case, I've never been asked by a man to come in for a coffee.... oh wait a minute though - there was that nice young man who...........
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