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WHAT DO YOU FLY WITH DOWN YOUR PANTS? (ARF ARF!)

Old Feb 3rd 2009, 12:27 pm
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... what is this guy up to then?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...-trousers.html
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Old Feb 3rd 2009, 12:33 pm
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omg what a nutcase...how bloody uncomfortable that must have been too...

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David and Victoria Beckham were trying to smuggle a rare skunk from America into the UK.

Victoria: "David, where can we hide the skunk?"
David: "Shove it down the front of your panties."
Victoria: "Yes, but what about the smell?"
David: "If it dies, it dies.............."

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David and Victoria Beckham were trying to smuggle a rare skunk from America into the UK.

Victoria: "David, where can we hide the skunk?"
David: "Shove it down the front of your panties."
Victoria: "Yes, but what about the smell?"
David: "If it dies, it dies.............."

PANTIES?
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Those poor pigeons - and how hairy are those legs ?

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there was a guy who flew 12 hours from south america a few years ago with a monkey under his hat.

HEH. Get in there.

It got out though and started running around the plane, I really would have loved to have been on that place.
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Those poor pigeons - and how hairy are those legs ?

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OMG yeah! Especially on the knees And is it just me, or is he a very short man or is that just the angle?!
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And there was a guy years ago who was smuggling krugerands in his underpants - he was stopped by customs because he was walking funny . . Makes you wonder what the person sitting next to you on the plane is hiding about his person.

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Imagine what his back is like . . .
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Imagine what his back is like . . .
I reckon he even shaves his face.
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The BBC website also reported that he had an "undeclared aubergine"!!!
I dunno what it is but there's something about that phrase that cracks me up.
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The mind boggles!
 
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That would have been a real coo if he'd pulled it off.
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Old Feb 4th 2009, 9:53 am
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Perhaps he should have hidden them in his coat ?

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OK, so we have only heard the one side of the story so far. What do we think he is going to come out with when we hear his side of the story:

"On leaving Dubai I decided to put two pigeons down the tights I was wearing because...":embaressed_smile:
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