WHAT DO YOU FLY WITH DOWN YOUR PANTS? (ARF ARF!)
 

... what is this guy up to then?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...-trousers.html

Re: WHAT DO YOU FLY WITH DOWN YOUR PANTS? (ARF ARF!)
 

omg what a nutcase...how bloody uncomfortable that must have been too...

MM, xx

Re: WHAT DO YOU FLY WITH DOWN YOUR PANTS? (ARF ARF!)
 

David and Victoria Beckham were trying to smuggle a rare skunk from America into the UK.

Victoria: "David, where can we hide the skunk?"
David: "Shove it down the front of your panties."
Victoria: "Yes, but what about the smell?"
David: "If it dies, it dies.............."

:o

Re: WHAT DO YOU FLY WITH DOWN YOUR PANTS? (ARF ARF!)
 

PANTIES?

Re: WHAT DO YOU FLY WITH DOWN YOUR PANTS? (ARF ARF!)
 

:rofl::rofl:

Those poor pigeons - and how hairy are those legs ?

N

Re: WHAT DO YOU FLY WITH DOWN YOUR PANTS? (ARF ARF!)
 

there was a guy who flew 12 hours from south america a few years ago with a monkey under his hat.

HEH. Get in there.

It got out though and started running around the plane, I really would have loved to have been on that place.

Re: WHAT DO YOU FLY WITH DOWN YOUR PANTS? (ARF ARF!)
 

OMG yeah! Especially on the knees :blink: And is it just me, or is he a very short man or is that just the angle?!

Re: WHAT DO YOU FLY WITH DOWN YOUR PANTS? (ARF ARF!)
 

And there was a guy years ago who was smuggling krugerands in his underpants - he was stopped by customs because he was walking funny . . Makes you wonder what the person sitting next to you on the plane is hiding about his person.

N

Re: WHAT DO YOU FLY WITH DOWN YOUR PANTS? (ARF ARF!)
 

Imagine what his back is like . . .

Re: WHAT DO YOU FLY WITH DOWN YOUR PANTS? (ARF ARF!)
 

I reckon he even shaves his face.

Re: WHAT DO YOU FLY WITH DOWN YOUR PANTS? (ARF ARF!)
 

The BBC website also reported that he had an "undeclared aubergine"!!!
I dunno what it is but there's something about that phrase that cracks me up.

Re: WHAT DO YOU FLY WITH DOWN YOUR PANTS? (ARF ARF!)
 

The mind boggles!

Re: WHAT DO YOU FLY WITH DOWN YOUR PANTS? (ARF ARF!)
 

That would have been a real coo if he'd pulled it off.

Re: WHAT DO YOU FLY WITH DOWN YOUR PANTS? (ARF ARF!)
 

Perhaps he should have hidden them in his coat ?

N

Re: WHAT DO YOU FLY WITH DOWN YOUR PANTS? (ARF ARF!)
 

OK, so we have only heard the one side of the story so far. What do we think he is going to come out with when we hear his side of the story:

"On leaving Dubai I decided to put two pigeons down the tights I was wearing because...":embaressed_smile: