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Old Jul 16th 2013, 4:13 pm
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Originally Posted by Patsy Stoned
Darling..go and get yourself a Brazilian..... buy some sexy stuff from Victoria Secrets, cook a lovely dinner, open several bottles of bubbly and meet him at the door with a smile on your face..oh and...send the child person on a sleep over..or send her to meow's
Ha ha! If BC would actually do all that I would babysit for the night!
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Originally Posted by Meow
Ha ha! If BC would actually do all that I would babysit for the night!
So no chance then?
Brings to mind....... What does a blow job and Lobster Thermidor have in common?............ You don't get either of them at home.
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Originally Posted by Tockalosh

To be honest though I think the blow job in bed followed by breakfast would be pretty good and probably better than a pen or cig lighter.
Exactly if all men were honest that's all they want, my husband would be happy never to open another gift again if he got woken up with a bacon sarnie, cup of tea and a bj in the morning
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Originally Posted by Kelli28
Exactly if all men were honest that's all they want, my husband would be happy never to open another gift again if he got woken up with a bacon sarnie, cup of tea and a bj in the morning
Do it then!

Poor bloke.
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Exactly if all men were honest that's all they want, my husband would be happy never to open another gift again if he got woken up with a bacon sarnie, cup of tea and a bj in the morning
bloody hell it took a while but we got there - we don't really like socks at all


*I had a meeting with a bloke a suit and union jack socks last week, his breath was minging but he obviously had a zany sense of humour
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Originally Posted by Sandboy
bloody hell it took a while but we got there - we don't really like socks at all


*I had a meeting with a bloke a suit and union jack socks last week, his breath was minging but he obviously had a zany sense of humour
Terrible socks.

I've got subtle orange and blue stripes on today. Matches the suit and shirt. Sharp as ****.
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Originally Posted by Patsy Stoned
Darling..go and get yourself a Brazilian..... buy some sexy stuff from Victoria Secrets, cook a lovely dinner, open several bottles of bubbly and meet him at the door with a smile on your face..oh and...send the child person on a sleep over..or send her to meow's
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Originally Posted by Meow
Ha ha! If BC would actually do all that I would babysit for the night!
Originally Posted by Patsy Stoned
So no chance then?
Brings to mind....... What does a blow job and Lobster Thermidor have in common?............ You don't get either of them at home.
great joke Patsy

I am not discussing my sex life with any of you lot, just feel safe to say if Meow starts posting about babysitting something is up
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Originally Posted by Scamp
Do it then!

Poor bloke.
He works fifo and unfortunately for him his birthday was last week and he's not home until tomorow... Better luck next yr

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bloody hell it took a while but we got there - we don't really like socks at all
Or pyjamas
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Originally Posted by Patsy Stoned
What does a blow job and Lobster Thermidor have in common?............ You don't get either of them at home.
Why does a bride smile going down the aisle? She knows she's just given her last BJ!

What does a BJ from a 70 year old woman and a tightrope walk have in common?

It's OK provided you don't look down.
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Guess who is babysitting tomorrow night?
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Originally Posted by Meow
Guess who is babysitting tomorrow night?
BC's husband?
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Guess who is babysitting tomorrow night?
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Old Jul 17th 2013, 2:36 pm
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Originally Posted by Kelli28
Exactly if all men were honest that's all they want, my husband would be happy never to open another gift again if he got woken up with a bacon sarnie, cup of tea and a bj in the morning
Ja and all divorced women would be still be married if they had followed this simple advice
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Originally Posted by Tockalosh
Ja and all divorced women would be still be married if they had followed this simple advice
Of course, you are assuming that all divorced women had wanted to remain marrried. Statistically more women apply for divorces than men these days.
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