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Old Mar 11th 2009, 7:02 pm
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I park the car, get into the elevator, and press 7...

Elevator stops, I get out, head to our door which is almost always unlocked, open the door, get in, notice the decoration has been drastically changed...

A random woman stands in front of me all of a sudden with a surprised/terrified look on her face...I make my apologies...The elevator stopped one floor short by some strange coincidence...

I am in deep shit probably...
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Old Mar 11th 2009, 7:06 pm
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Originally Posted by Confucius View Post
I park the car, get into the elevator, and press 7...

Elevator stops, I get out, head to our door which is almost always unlocked, open the door, get in, notice the decoration has been drastically changed...

A random woman stands in front of me all of a sudden with a surprised/terrified look on her face...I make my apologies...The elevator stopped one floor short by some strange coincidence...

I am in deep shit probably...
I thought this was going to be one of those obscure lateral thinking stories...except it turned out to be true !
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Old Mar 11th 2009, 7:09 pm
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Originally Posted by Confucius View Post
I park the car, get into the elevator, and press 7...

Elevator stops, I get out, head to our door which is almost always unlocked, open the door, get in, notice the decoration has been drastically changed...

A random woman stands in front of me all of a sudden with a surprised/terrified look on her face...I make my apologies...The elevator stopped one floor short by some strange coincidence...

I am in deep shit probably...
my girlfreind said you were nice though, despite the suprise
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Old Mar 11th 2009, 7:10 pm
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I thought this was going to be one of those obscure lateral thinking stories...except it turned out to be true !
Oh it is, baby...Very true...I'm expecting Picasso keyed drawing on my car in the morning...Hopefully only on the rear bumper...
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my girlfreind said you were nice though, despite the suprise
I never laid a hand on your girlfriend...
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I park the car, get into the elevator, and press 7...

Elevator stops, I get out, head to our door which is almost always unlocked, open the door, get in, notice the decoration has been drastically changed...

A random woman stands in front of me all of a sudden with a surprised/terrified look on her face...I make my apologies...The elevator stopped one floor short by some strange coincidence...

I am in deep shit probably...
Mods, can you please move this post to the "Rape" thread.............
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Mods, can you please move this post to the "Rape" thread.............
Keep this up and I'll cyberly rape you...
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I park the car, get into the elevator, and press 7...

Elevator stops, I get out, head to our door which is almost always unlocked, open the door, get in, notice the decoration has been drastically changed...

A random woman stands in front of me all of a sudden with a surprised/terrified look on her face...I make my apologies...The elevator stopped one floor short by some strange coincidence...

I am in deep shit probably...
Same thing happened to me earlier this year, except I went inside the adjacent building. Too bad it wasn't some girl's locker room...
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Same thing happened to me earlier this year, except I went inside the adjacent building. Too bad it wasn't some girl's locker room...
You're supposed to put the blindfolds on during sex...Not during the day...
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