Confucius

I park the car, get into the elevator, and press 7...

Elevator stops, I get out, head to our door which is almost always unlocked, open the door, get in, notice the decoration has been drastically changed...

A random woman stands in front of me all of a sudden with a surprised/terrified look on her face...I make my apologies...The elevator stopped one floor short by some strange coincidence...

I am in deep shit probably...

MacScot

I thought this was going to be one of those obscure lateral thinking stories...except it turned out to be true !

BangleMan

my girlfreind said you were nice though, despite the suprise

Confucius

Oh it is, baby...Very true...I'm expecting Picasso keyed drawing on my car in the morning...Hopefully only on the rear bumper...

Confucius

I never laid a hand on your girlfriend...

The Dean

Mods, can you please move this post to the "Rape" thread.............

Confucius

Keep this up and I'll cyberly rape you...

DaWarrior

Same thing happened to me earlier this year, except I went inside the adjacent building. Too bad it wasn't some girl's locker room...

Confucius

You're supposed to put the blindfolds on during sex...Not during the day...