lionheart

A sad story and an unlucky one for both participants...

http://gulfnews.com/news/gulf/uae/cr...g-sex-1.636181

kittycat1

As much as I am a bit amused by this I also think this is awful- how bad would you feel if your partner dropped dead during a good session! I'd be mortified! But good for him at 47 pulling a 29 year old! talk about going out witha bang....

lionheart

My lips are sealed.

Eva

I have the tiniest suspicion that they weren't long term partners and his pulling power was more in his wallet perhaps ......

Bahtatboy

Pleased to say that'd never happen to me. I always leave my socks on.

The Dean

So he was stiff before he died, and stiff afterwards?

Millhouse

Of course she was:

On the last day of his trip, he met S.A., 29, at a nightclub. The two hit it off and S.A., who arrived in the UAE on a visit visa recently, agreed to accompany him to his hotel room and have sex, sources said

I love how they 'hit it off' - more like, 300Dh and the deal was done.

MacScot

I think it was the pulling that caused it...

kittycat1

you have to wonder if he'd climaxed a bit earlier would he still be alive???

And just as a public interest point; if you feel a pain in your chest and think you may be having a heart attack, you need to cough, several times and as hard as you can- kick starts your heart but still go to hospital asap!

MacScot

Well I'd never heard of that…had to look it up !

Cough CPR (cough cardiopulmonary resuscitation):

1. BACKGROUND: The simplest, easiest, and fastest way to avert a heart attack (myocardial infarct) is to simply COUGH forcibly.

2. If you have that squeezing burning pressure in your upper arm and chest you COUGH;

3. Call Emergency 911 (or the emergency phone number in your community) then COUGH; then

4. Ask for a HEART INTENSIVE CARE AMBULANCE, then

5. COUGH, then give your address.

6. Continue COUGHING vigorously until help arrives.

7. Results of studies indicate that evoked coughing can effectively prevent fainting and maintaining consciousness until conventional CPR help becomes available.

I can imagine the telephone receptionist....could you please stop coughing as it is difficult to hear what you are saying !

kittycat1

I'm a little book of facts me! I also know a lot of useless facts- like how to escape from a crocodile-( run in a zigzag- they have trouble turning but are very quick running in a straight line), what to do if a shark attacks you ( punch it in the nose- yes seriously- all its senses are in its nose so it disorientates it), if you get your blood on your clothing spit on it( has to be your spit if its your blood)and itll come right out...I think thats enough for tonight though!

Autonomy

what are you warning us about - sex or death?

The Dean

Put banana skins around the base of rose bushes - they're rich in potash and it improves the colour of the rose petals...............

lionheart

Over-indulging and getting caught in the act.

MacScot

...when picking the roses be mindful of the banana skins..one wouldn't want to slip and get a bumful of thorns. Alternatively, buy the rose variant known as "Cliff Richard" - they are prickless!