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Old Aug 7th 2007, 3:46 am
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A teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious".

Roland the teacher's pet, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles
and my mum said it was contagious." "Well done, Roland," says the
teacher.

"Can anyone else try?"

Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's
a bug going round, and it's contagious." "Well done, Katie," says the
teacher.

"Anyone else?"

Little Sean jumps up and says in a broad Dublin accent, "Our next
door neighbor is painting his house with a 2 inch brush, and my dad
says it will take the contagious."
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Old Aug 7th 2007, 4:37 am
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Brilliant!!!
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Old Aug 7th 2007, 5:46 pm
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Originally Posted by Paidtoplease View Post
A teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious".

Roland the teacher's pet, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles
and my mum said it was contagious." "Well done, Roland," says the
teacher.

"Can anyone else try?"

Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's
a bug going round, and it's contagious." "Well done, Katie," says the
teacher.

"Anyone else?"

Little Sean jumps up and says in a broad Dublin accent, "Our next
door neighbor is painting his house with a 2 inch brush, and my dad
says it will take the contagious."
I Can not stop my laugh.ha ha ha ha ha \
One vote from me.
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Old Aug 7th 2007, 6:04 pm
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Originally Posted by Paidtoplease View Post
A teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious".

Roland the teacher's pet, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles
and my mum said it was contagious." "Well done, Roland," says the
teacher.

"Can anyone else try?"

Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's
a bug going round, and it's contagious." "Well done, Katie," says the
teacher.

"Anyone else?"

Little Sean jumps up and says in a broad Dublin accent, "Our next
door neighbor is painting his house with a 2 inch brush, and my dad
says it will take the contagious."
Best joke on 1997...
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Old Aug 7th 2007, 6:38 pm
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heard it before but still a side splitter
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Old Aug 7th 2007, 6:43 pm
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heard it before but still a side splitter
Where have you been Ali?
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Old Aug 7th 2007, 6:49 pm
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Hi BB,

Been moving from apartment to villa...........naturally the old man had to be out of the country so had to do it on my own with 2 kids............thank god he brought alcohol back with him!!

How's you anyway??
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Hi BB,

Been moving from apartment to villa...........naturally the old man had to be out of the country so had to do it on my own with 2 kids............thank god he brought alcohol back with him!!

How's you anyway??
ok ok.. started my new job, a bit quiet tho..
and like i said.. I'll show you the way to the barracuda..
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ok ok.. started my new job, a bit quiet tho..
and like i said.. I'll show you the way to the barracuda..
I have your mobile no. hun so will be in touch soon, which is your best day?
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I have your mobile no. hun so will be in touch soon, which is your best day?
Friday or Saturday. Just give me a couple of days notice...
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Friday or Saturday. Just give me a couple of days notice...
Maybe weekend after next? Could leave little treasures to have some quality time with their father!! Then we get peace and quiet, and a good laugh

Cheers, will give you a call/text

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Maybe weekend after next? Could leave little treasures to have some quality time with their father!! Then we get peace and quiet, and a good laugh

Cheers, will give you a call/text

Ali x
Jeez all you women wanting to dump ur kids off... here's me trying to keep hold of mine...
But weekend after next will be fine...
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Jeez all you women wanting to dump ur kids off... here's me trying to keep hold of mine...
But weekend after next will be fine...
I may well join you
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I may well join you
Trip to the Barracuda...
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Old Aug 11th 2007, 4:47 am
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