Virginity Auction Hits $3.7 Million !

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Jan 13th 2009, 1:40 pm

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Re: Virginity Auction Hits $3.7 Million !

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Originally Posted by littlejimmy

I hope the winning bid is from a 20-stone, sweaty-arsed greaseball.
But I don't have that kind of money.

What?...have yourself a few drinkies, followed by 20 minutes or less of rumpy-pumpy...then collect $3.7 m !

Jan 13th 2009, 1:42 pm

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Originally Posted by MacScot

What?...have yourself a few drinkies, followed by 20 minutes or less of rumpy-pumpy...then collect $3.7 m !

Amen!....who cares what he looks like for that amount of money!

Jan 13th 2009, 1:55 pm

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Re: Virginity Auction Hits $3.7 Million !

20 minutes? Does that include dressing, undressing, foreplay, hosing down and then ringing for a pizza?

Jan 13th 2009, 2:45 pm

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Re: Virginity Auction Hits $3.7 Million !

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20 minutes? Does that include dressing, undressing, foreplay, hosing down and then ringing for a pizza?

Well, if it was really a 20-stone guy paying out that much money..I think he wouldn't take long with a young female virgin ?

Jan 13th 2009, 2:51 pm

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Originally Posted by Jeeper

Yes.
and to make matters worse the nurse (missus) isn't coming straight home after work so i've got to survive another 2 or 3 hours!
Man flu really is the worst.

she will have asked for overtime ....

Jan 13th 2009, 2:59 pm

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Re: Virginity Auction Hits $3.7 Million !

In theory the contract will have been fulfilled after the first thrust.

Jan 13th 2009, 4:27 pm

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In theory the contract will have been fulfilled after the first thrust.

...would such rich, pushy men break the bank to deflower a woman ?

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