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Re: Valentines day...
Originally Posted by Coxy the Bear
(Post 5888475)
Very true, it's a bit like Slough, and too be honest, they all looked the same to me, but a village of Oompah Loompahs? Get real, I'd have to spend all day under one of those UV fake bank note lights to get a tan that orange!
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Re: Valentines day...
Great news, the government have given me a grant to get leg extensions! At last, I'm gonna be tall! Do you think I'll look odd with an 18 inch body and a 4 foot inside leg? or should I play safe and just go for the 3 1/2 foot versions?
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Re: Valentines day...
Originally Posted by Coxy the Bear
(Post 5888475)
Very true, it's a bit like Slough, and too be honest, they all looked the same to me, but a village of Oompah Loompahs? Get real, I'd have to spend all day under one of those UV fake bank note lights to get a tan that orange!
give it a couple of weeks for the sun to come out,and you will soon turn orange.always keep your options open!! |
Re: Valentines day...
Originally Posted by MissDemeanor
(Post 5888564)
give it a couple of weeks for the sun to come out,and you will soon turn orange.always keep your options open!!
Does this mean your orange?!;) |
Re: Valentines day...
Originally Posted by Coxy the Bear
(Post 5888578)
Does this mean your orange?!;)
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Re: Valentines day...
No, not another colourful world, hated being surrounded by yellow! Could be worse I suppose, I could be back with those goddamn Smurfs!
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Re: Valentines day...
Originally Posted by Coxy the Bear
(Post 5888620)
No, not another colourful world, hated being surrounded by yellow! Could be worse I suppose, I could be back with those goddamn Smurfs!
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Re: Valentines day...
Originally Posted by Coxy the Bear
(Post 5888620)
No, not another colourful world, hated being surrounded by yellow! Could be worse I suppose, I could be back with those goddamn Smurfs!
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Re: Valentines day...
Originally Posted by shakh your bootie
(Post 5888637)
Have you considered becoming a hobbit? I hear they travel a lot - you'd be a gnome-ad....{groan}
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Re: Valentines day...
Originally Posted by MissDemeanor
(Post 5888642)
No,not orange.....i live in hope though!
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Re: Valentines day...
Originally Posted by Coxy the Bear
(Post 5888650)
I applied, but I have an allergy to dragons, they make me itch!
I thought that was crabs??!!:rofl: |
Re: Valentines day...
No, I don't have to have sex with the dragon to itch, just be near it!
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Re: Valentines day...
Originally Posted by Coxy the Bear
(Post 5888674)
No, I don't have to have sex with the dragon to itch, just be near it!
Are all your girlfriends fire breathing??!! |
Re: Valentines day...
Ah, so you've met my ex wife then?!
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Re: Valentines day...
Originally Posted by Coxy the Bear
(Post 5888695)
Ah, so you've met my ex wife then?!
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