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I need to get in quick before some other bastard does. How can I sharpen up my act?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...-together.html

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wear high heeled boots and learn to sing by the looks of it

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Uuurrrgh. look at her left foot on the third picture.

WTF is growing on it? It looks like an upside down toffifee.

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I'll take a wild guess and say that you probably need to very wealthy to be in with a chance.

Or perhaps ask your wife?

And damn you for making me look at a DM link! I couldn't give a flying **** what those two do. And I don't know who half the people mentioned in the column to the right are either. Getting older truly has its benefits.

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Dons Mystic Meg wig...

She always seemed like a very supportive doting girlfriend, at 34 and him at 28 I would say she was looking for commitment and a bit of bling on a certain finger.I bet shes onto the next guy and engaged quite quickly so there you go Bahtatbuy, get a nice rock worth a few thousand quid (and then some) and promise her the earth and lots of babies and a happily ever after. And maybe get down with the kids (or something).

Him, however will be boyslut for the forseeable future.

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I have always found her hot and too good for this prat!

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Me or Lewis? :(

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The savage!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/34682111@N04/3888032430/

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Que?

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the lumps on her toes... they are making be retch.

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lewis ofcourse :blink:

one of the comments explains the reason, a lot of dancing
which makes sense I guess, but then why wear revealing shoes like that?

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Not too sure if my baby making times are behind me or not but i would have a damn good practice.