An unusual proclivity...
Jan 14th 2010, 5:30 am
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Go on.. Pull my finger..
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Jan 14th 2010, 6:02 am
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**** it we'll do it live
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Re: An unusual proclivity...
Jan 14th 2010, 6:21 am
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hmmmm...nice
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Re: An unusual proclivity...
http://www2.b3ta.com/images/tailpipe.jpg
WTF
more common than you'd have thought
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/310514-...s-sex-with-car
WTF
more common than you'd have thought
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/310514-...s-sex-with-car
just curious who took the pic...some unsuspecting farmer doing the rounds in his fields perhaps...
Jan 14th 2010, 6:26 am
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Re: An unusual proclivity...
What a revolting picture. Isn't he the MP for somewhere in West London?
Jan 14th 2010, 8:47 am
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Re: An unusual proclivity...
http://www2.b3ta.com/images/tailpipe.jpg
WTF
more common than you'd have thought
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/310514-...s-sex-with-car
WTF
more common than you'd have thought
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/310514-...s-sex-with-car
That's OK then - nothing pervy about him............
Jan 14th 2010, 9:01 am
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Re: An unusual proclivity...
http://www2.b3ta.com/images/tailpipe.jpg
WTF
more common than you'd have thought
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/310514-...s-sex-with-car
WTF
more common than you'd have thought
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/310514-...s-sex-with-car
MM, xx
Jan 14th 2010, 9:01 am
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If I have to explain...
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Re: An unusual proclivity...
Reminds me of...
Police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. Friday. Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday.
The suspect allegedly stated that as he was passing a pumpkin patch, he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview from the jail.
Lawrence went on to state that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need." "I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.
In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice the Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up to (Lawrence) and he's...just working away at this pumpkin."
Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?' He got real surprised, as you'd expect, and then looked me straight in the face and said, "A pumpkin? Damn...is it midnight already?"
Police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. Friday. Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday.
The suspect allegedly stated that as he was passing a pumpkin patch, he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview from the jail.
Lawrence went on to state that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need." "I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.
In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice the Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up to (Lawrence) and he's...just working away at this pumpkin."
Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?' He got real surprised, as you'd expect, and then looked me straight in the face and said, "A pumpkin? Damn...is it midnight already?"
Jan 14th 2010, 9:15 am
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Re: An unusual proclivity...
I once knew a woman who offered to show me her proclivities.....
......... at least, I think that's what she said.............
......... at least, I think that's what she said.............
Jan 14th 2010, 9:18 am
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Go on.. Pull my finger..
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