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Old Nov 7th 2020, 11:10 am
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Default Unmarried bonking just got legal!

I thought a "Sun" type headline would be apt.

Cohabitation for unmarried couples:
For the first time the law will allow for the legal cohabitation of unmarried couples. Until now, it is has been illegal for an unmarried couple, or even unrelated flatmates, to share a home in the Emirates.

In recent years, the authorities have rarely targeted or prosecuted anyone found in breach of this. But it will ensure people feel they are on the right side of the law when they move to the country.
https://tinyurl.com/legalshagging

Lots of stuff in there, no need for a beer licence, something about wills and assets too.
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Old Nov 7th 2020, 11:13 am
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Saves me a trip to Jebel Ali.
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Still not quite what we would regard as normal in UK...reading more of the detail, it makes consensual ‘relations’ legal as long as she is 14 or older.
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Default Re: Unmarried bonking just got legal!

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Still not quite what we would regard as normal in UK...reading more of the detail, it makes consensual ‘relations’ legal as long as she is 14 or older.
It is 12 in Philippines. Big step forward here on many social matters.

proper penalties for kiddy fiddling too, unlike the U.K.
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Now that unmarried bonking is legal, the whole risky thrill is gone out of it. What's their stance on public sex? Still illegal I hope
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Default Re: Unmarried bonking just got legal!

Originally Posted by weasel decentral View Post
Now that unmarried bonking is legal, the whole risky thrill is gone out of it. What's their stance on public sex? Still illegal I hope
Weirdly that's what my unmarried mate said too, and, as sex is consensual, what happens if a kid is born? And does it mean hookers are legal too, after all that's consensual?
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Ha ha,I think my headline is better that The Sun's https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/131446...her-legal-uae/
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Default Re: Unmarried bonking just got legal!

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Weirdly that's what my unmarried mate said too, and, as sex is consensual, what happens if a kid is born? And does it mean hookers are legal too, after all that's consensual?
I was joking though! I'm worried that your mate doesn't see a difference between paying for sex and consensual sex
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I was joking though! I'm worried that your mate doesn't see a difference between paying for sex and consensual sex
It's not his mate.

He's also divorced and done the sum "Divorce settlement US$" / "Number of times we had sex"

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Default Re: Unmarried bonking just got legal!

Guys! Lets not joke about people having their lives ruined for profit. The UAE has a terrible record for tackling prostitution.
https://www.globalslaveryindex.org/2...arab-emirates/
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