Unfortunate Headlines
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Unfortunate Headlines
Just had a look at my local newspaper from the UK. It looks as though GN and 5 Days do not hold a monopoly!
Advice sessions held for young arsonists
http://www.expressandstar.com/news/2...ung-arsonists/
Advice sessions held for young arsonists
http://www.expressandstar.com/news/2...ung-arsonists/
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Not too good, is it? My favourite is
"Polar explorer Sir Vivian Fuchs off to Antartica."
"Polar explorer Sir Vivian Fuchs off to Antartica."
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"Alien is the father of my child - but my husband calls me a slag!"
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I know it's not quite the same but...
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. . . and another one from the E&S I thought that this was to do with Haircuts, Shaving, and Uniforms etc. But read on . . . .
Grooming ‘underestimated by police’
http://www.expressandstar.com/uk/uk-...ted-by-police/
Orwell was correct! 'Newspeak' has arrived!
Grooming ‘underestimated by police’
http://www.expressandstar.com/uk/uk-...ted-by-police/
Orwell was correct! 'Newspeak' has arrived!
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What about an unfortunate juxtaposition of headlines and adverts?
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The classic... Brass Eye 'Paedophilia' criticism opposite a picture and comment on then-15 year old Charlotte Church's breasts (she's "looking chest swell")...
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Identity thief sent to jail for nine months
Read more: http://www.expressandstar.com/news/2...#ixzz1PuL17r6R
http://www.expressandstar.com/news/2...r-nine-months/
Apparently this scam went on for 15 years without anyone noticing! - Dumb Britain!
Read more: http://www.expressandstar.com/news/2...#ixzz1PuL17r6R
http://www.expressandstar.com/news/2...r-nine-months/
Apparently this scam went on for 15 years without anyone noticing! - Dumb Britain!
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Just been sent this one!
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You can always rely on Murdoch publications for good taste and subtlety...
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The Sun story claiming that TV presenter Keith 'Cheggers' Chegwin, who had been battling alcoholism, had been warned by doctors to give up drinking as his addiction was close to killing him. The headline – "Cheggers can't be boozers"
Again the Sun after the Caledonian Thistle and Celtic game:
"Super Cally Are Fantastic Celtic Are Atrocious"
Again the Sun after the Caledonian Thistle and Celtic game:
"Super Cally Are Fantastic Celtic Are Atrocious"