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The Truth behind the Fairy Tale

Old Aug 15th 2007, 9:58 am
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Sorry to break the news but your mother lied

3 Bears: The True Story

A far more accurate account of the events of that fateful morning

Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table,
and he Looks into his small bowl.

It is empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?" he squeaks.

Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks Into his big bowl and it is also empty.
"Who's been eating my porridge?!?" he roars.

Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen
and Yells,

"For God's sake, how many times do we have to go through this with you
Idiots?

It was Mummy Bear who got up first.
It was Mummy Bear who woke everyone in the house.
It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee.
It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and
put Everything away.
It was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch
the newspaper and croissants.
It was Mummy Bear who set the damn table.
It was Mummy Bear who put the bloody cats out, cleaned the litter boxes,gave the cats their food, and refilled their water.
And now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear- arses
downstairs and
grace Mummy Bear with your grumpy presence, listen carefully,
because I'm only going to say this once....

I HAVEN'T MADE THE *****ING PORRIDGE YET!!!"
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Old Aug 15th 2007, 10:00 am
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Originally Posted by Paidtoplease View Post
Sorry to break the news but your mother lied

3 Bears: The True Story

A far more accurate account of the events of that fateful morning

Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table,
and he Looks into his small bowl.

It is empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?" he squeaks.

Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks Into his big bowl and it is also empty.
"Who's been eating my porridge?!?" he roars.

Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen
and Yells,

"For God's sake, how many times do we have to go through this with you
Idiots?

It was Mummy Bear who got up first.
It was Mummy Bear who woke everyone in the house.
It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee.
It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and
put Everything away.
It was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch
the newspaper and croissants.
It was Mummy Bear who set the damn table.
It was Mummy Bear who put the bloody cats out, cleaned the litter boxes,gave the cats their food, and refilled their water.
And now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear- arses
downstairs and
grace Mummy Bear with your grumpy presence, listen carefully,
because I'm only going to say this once....

I HAVEN'T MADE THE *****ING PORRIDGE YET!!!"
Too long reading...Did they release a movie on this???
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Too long reading...Did they release a movie on this???
Attention span of a ???
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Attention span of a ???
Starts with a C and ends with ock...
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Starts with a C and ends with ock...
About 3 seconds then?
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About 3 seconds then?
Give me some credit...5 seconds...
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Give me some credit...5 seconds...

Wow you using Viagra
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Give me some credit...5 seconds...
Only if motivation is created through stimulation..
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Wow you using Viagra
Spanish fly,for men...
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Only if motivation is created through stimulation..
If only...
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[QUOTE=Confucius;5191523]Spanish fly,for men...


Ahhh ...another Fairy Tale
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About 3 seconds then?
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Spanish fly,for men...


Ahhh ...another Fairy Tale
I'm not talking to you anymore...
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You're being generous!
1 spanish fly a day,keeps the doctor away...
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If only...
boredom is a terrible thing
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