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The Truth behind the Fairy Tale
Sorry to break the news but your mother lied :eek:
3 Bears: The True Story A far more accurate account of the events of that fateful morning Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table, and he Looks into his small bowl. It is empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?" he squeaks. Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks Into his big bowl and it is also empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?!?" he roars. Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and Yells, "For God's sake, how many times do we have to go through this with you Idiots? It was Mummy Bear who got up first. It was Mummy Bear who woke everyone in the house. It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee. It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put Everything away. It was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper and croissants. It was Mummy Bear who set the damn table. It was Mummy Bear who put the bloody cats out, cleaned the litter boxes,gave the cats their food, and refilled their water. And now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear- arses downstairs and grace Mummy Bear with your grumpy presence, listen carefully, because I'm only going to say this once.... I HAVEN'T MADE THE *****ING PORRIDGE YET!!!" :D |
Re: The Truth behind the Fairy Tale
Originally Posted by Paidtoplease
(Post 5191484)
Sorry to break the news but your mother lied :eek:
3 Bears: The True Story A far more accurate account of the events of that fateful morning Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table, and he Looks into his small bowl. It is empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?" he squeaks. Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks Into his big bowl and it is also empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?!?" he roars. Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and Yells, "For God's sake, how many times do we have to go through this with you Idiots? It was Mummy Bear who got up first. It was Mummy Bear who woke everyone in the house. It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee. It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put Everything away. It was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper and croissants. It was Mummy Bear who set the damn table. It was Mummy Bear who put the bloody cats out, cleaned the litter boxes,gave the cats their food, and refilled their water. And now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear- arses downstairs and grace Mummy Bear with your grumpy presence, listen carefully, because I'm only going to say this once.... I HAVEN'T MADE THE *****ING PORRIDGE YET!!!" :D |
Re: The Truth behind the Fairy Tale
Originally Posted by Confucius
(Post 5191492)
Too long reading...Did they release a movie on this???
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Re: The Truth behind the Fairy Tale
Originally Posted by Paidtoplease
(Post 5191493)
Attention span of a ???
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Re: The Truth behind the Fairy Tale
Originally Posted by Confucius
(Post 5191497)
Starts with a C and ends with ock...
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Re: The Truth behind the Fairy Tale
Originally Posted by Weirdstone
(Post 5191505)
About 3 seconds then?
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Re: The Truth behind the Fairy Tale
Originally Posted by Confucius
(Post 5191512)
Give me some credit...5 seconds...
Wow you using Viagra :p |
Re: The Truth behind the Fairy Tale
Originally Posted by Confucius
(Post 5191512)
Give me some credit...5 seconds...
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Re: The Truth behind the Fairy Tale
Originally Posted by Paidtoplease
(Post 5191516)
Wow you using Viagra :p
Originally Posted by Weirdstone
(Post 5191518)
Only if motivation is created through stimulation..
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Re: The Truth behind the Fairy Tale
[QUOTE=Confucius;5191523]Spanish fly,for men...
Ahhh ...another Fairy Tale :D |
Re: The Truth behind the Fairy Tale
Originally Posted by Weirdstone
(Post 5191505)
About 3 seconds then?
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Re: The Truth behind the Fairy Tale
[QUOTE=Paidtoplease;5191529]
Originally Posted by Confucius
(Post 5191523)
Spanish fly,for men...
Ahhh ...another Fairy Tale :D |
Re: The Truth behind the Fairy Tale
Originally Posted by Miss Eck
(Post 5191531)
You're being generous!
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Re: The Truth behind the Fairy Tale
Originally Posted by Confucius
(Post 5191523)
If only... |
Re: The Truth behind the Fairy Tale
[QUOTE=Confucius;5191539]
Originally Posted by Paidtoplease
(Post 5191529)
I'm not talking to you anymore...
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