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Old Sep 6th 2008, 2:49 pm
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Remember what colour roof the taxi you're in has!

Why?

Well, it saves you having to ring round all the taxis companies to see if anyone might have handed your wallet in.

Lesson learnt
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Old Sep 6th 2008, 3:22 pm
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Don't wait until the last minute to buy school uniforms....shoes...etc. Jeez, just remembered, have to hunt for her school bag and lunch box now. Bye.
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Old Sep 6th 2008, 3:25 pm
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No sex on the beach.
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Don't get crashed into and let the guy who hit you talk to the police in arabic cos it might end up being your fault when it blatantly wasn't.
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Originally Posted by NedKelly63 View Post
Remember what colour roof the taxi you're in has!

Why?

Well, it saves you having to ring round all the taxis companies to see if anyone might have handed your wallet in.

Lesson learnt
Aren't they all white?
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Old Sep 6th 2008, 8:56 pm
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don't eat yellow snow!
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Old Sep 7th 2008, 4:53 am
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Tell them you picked up someone elses trousers if they find a joint in your pocket.
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Old Sep 7th 2008, 5:03 am
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Originally Posted by NedKelly63 View Post
Remember what colour roof the taxi you're in has!

Why?

Well, it saves you having to ring round all the taxis companies to see if anyone might have handed your wallet in.

Lesson learnt
and did you get it back then?

hows things anyway fella?
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Aren't they all white?
Have never seen a white roofed taxi here in Dubbieland.
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Dubai Size XL will fit a Euro size M.
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Aren't they all white?
Dubai - cream bodies with different colour roofs depending on company
Shajah - white with different colour racing stripes depending on company.
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Old Sep 7th 2008, 2:22 pm
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London, Black - irritating Sm A driver.
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[QUOTE=Spugsy;6757643]and did you get it back then?

Aye - it was returned! I must say my faith in humanity has been restored somewhat. I had just over 2,000 AED and $250 in my wallet, along with a credit card, and it was all there!
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Old Sep 8th 2008, 7:05 am
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and did you get it back then?

Aye - it was returned! I must say my faith in humanity has been restored somewhat. I had just over 2,000 AED and $250 in my wallet, along with a credit card, and it was all there!
thats amazing, that would never, ever happen back home.
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Originally Posted by Spugsy View Post
and did you get it back then?

Aye - it was returned! I must say my faith in humanity has been restored somewhat. I had just over 2,000 AED and $250 in my wallet, along with a credit card, and it was all there!
Uhoh, Ned, you now have the mark of Satan.... Quick post again before anything else bad happens!!!!
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