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Top 10 Jokes from The Fringe...

Old Aug 24th 2009, 6:52 am
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The Top 10 jokes were judged to be:

• 1) Dan Antopolski - "Hedgehogs - why can't they just share the hedge?"

• 2) Paddy Lennox - "I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg. I thought: 'This could be interesting'."

• 3) Sarah Millican - "I had my boobs measured and bought a new bra. Now I call them Joe Cocker and Jennifer Warnes because they're up where they belong."

• 4) Zoe Lyons - "I went on a girls' night out recently. The invitation said 'dress to kill'. I went as Rose West."

• 5) Jack Whitehall - "I'm sure wherever my dad is; he's looking down on us. He's not dead, just very condescending."

• 6) Adam Hills - "Going to Starbucks for coffee is like going to prison for sex. You know you're going to get it, but it's going to be rough."

• 7) Marcus Brigstocke - "To the people who've got iPhones: you just bought one, you didn't invent it!"

• 8) Rhod Gilbert - "A spa hotel? It's like a normal hotel, only in reception there's a picture of a pebble."

• 9) Dan Antopolski - "I've been reading the news about there being a civil war in Madagascar. Well, I've seen it six times and there isn't."

• 10) Simon Brodkin (as Lee Nelson) - "I started so many fights at my school - I had that attention-deficit disorder. So I didn't finish a lot of them."
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a few remotely funny ones i suppose....
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a few remotely funny ones i suppose....
2 and 3 are the best............
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2 and 3 are the best............
i liked No1
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i liked No1
liked 5 and 6 best
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I prefer 12 and 14.
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1, 2, 5 and 7 for me
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a few remotely funny ones i suppose....
heh, still miserable I see commander?
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I am off to see Sleeping Beauty and the Timelords tomorrow at the fringe
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I am off to see Sleeping Beauty and the Timelords tomorrow at the fringe
More than a bit jealous! Really miss it this year
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4,8,9 for me.

Just shows how we have different tastes.

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4,8,9 for me.

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no- 7 and 8 are good.
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