Top 10 Fatwas

Old Feb 22nd 2012, 5:42 am
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So daft it's comedic

http://www.hurstblog.co.uk/top-ten-fatwas/

Numbers 5 and 6 left me lost for words.
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Fatwa Whitbread's gotta be up there
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Originally Posted by Meow View Post
So daft it's comedic

http://www.hurstblog.co.uk/top-ten-fatwas/

Numbers 5 and 6 left me lost for words.
Number 9 shows promise

However, if your Yoga-practising tomboy of a dead wife wants to go out and work there is a handy solution to your problems. According to a fatwa by Ezzat Attiya, another genius from the Al-Azhar factory and head of its hadith Department, issued in May 2007, the rules forbidding unrelated men and working together can be easily overcome. The women should breast-feed their male colleagues. That, on the authority of some hadith or other, would make them kin, nearest and dearest who can work and hang out together


The only problem is if the woman is an old hag.
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