Today I Learned
Jul 23rd 2017, 12:50 pm
#31
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Re: Today I Learned
Serf, I dream of being a serf...still at peasant level! Then I could afford Vicks Vapo Rub and all the joys it brings!!
Jul 24th 2017, 6:38 am
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Re: Today I Learned
Back at university I joined an international students club (don't ask) and there was to be a feast held and I got assigned to dice endless kilos of tomatoes and chili peppers and tomatillos for salsa. Having done so I handed over the vast bowls of vegs and went to take a shower for the upcoming party. This was all happening very quickly and in the shower I decided to have a bit of private fun and....um....you know. 
(the oils from the peppers that had been rubbed into my hands, in case you were wondering)
Was in agony for it felt like it was on fire for ages and I must have sat in a cold shower for ages.
(the oils from the peppers that had been rubbed into my hands, in case you were wondering)
Was in agony for it felt like it was on fire for ages and I must have sat in a cold shower for ages.
Jul 24th 2017, 7:00 am
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Re: Today I Learned
After a long day out walking in the mountains in the heat for work I ended up with a bit of severe chaffage in a most delicate area.... got home and though applying Norwegian hand cream would be a good idea. Thinking, well if its good enough for the fishermen on the adverts why not me. **** me! Cue me running to the shower to quench my burning neither regions.
Jul 24th 2017, 7:35 am
#36
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Re: Today I Learned
I don't believe there is a man alive who hasn't at some point put something on their gentlemen vegetables which causes pain / burning.
It seems to be a rite of passage.
It seems to be a rite of passage.
Jul 24th 2017, 8:14 am
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Re: Today I Learned
Jul 24th 2017, 8:53 am
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Re: Today I Learned
Back at university I joined an international students club (don't ask) and there was to be a feast held and I got assigned to dice endless kilos of tomatoes and chili peppers and tomatillos for salsa. Having done so I handed over the vast bowls of vegs and went to take a shower for the upcoming party. This was all happening very quickly and in the shower I decided to have a bit of private fun and....um....you know.
(the oils from the peppers that had been rubbed into my hands, in case you were wondering)
Was in agony for it felt like it was on fire for ages and I must have sat in a cold shower for ages.
(the oils from the peppers that had been rubbed into my hands, in case you were wondering)
Was in agony for it felt like it was on fire for ages and I must have sat in a cold shower for ages.
Jul 24th 2017, 8:59 am
#40
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Re: Today I Learned
Chilli seeds in the undercrackers and socks of a less than faithful partner!
Jul 24th 2017, 9:45 am
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Jul 24th 2017, 9:49 am
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Jul 24th 2017, 11:01 am
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