Inselaffen

i'm still pissed offabout all the little statues of me they sell. havnt received a cent in royalties!

Spugsy

if they had daft shirts and shorts on you'd be racking it in kidda.

MacScot

Yes...but tomorrow never comes...so no-one can die the next day ! How cool is that, eh?

Sign often seen in an Aussie pub "Free beer tomorrow".

Inselaffen

I only wear those to annoy MD

MissDemeanor

and you do it so well...

Inselaffen

if you are going to do something do it well!

Charismatic

"I've met God across his long walnut desk with his diplomas hanging on the wall behind him, and God asks me, "Why?" Why did I cause so much pain? Didn't I realize that each of us is a sacred, unique snowflake of special unique specialness? Can't I see how we're all manifestations of love? I look at God behind his desk, taking notes on a pad, but God's got this all wrong. We are not special. We are not crap or trash, either. We just are. We just are, and what happens just happens. And God says, "No, that's not right." Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can't teach God anything." - Chuck Palahniuk.

Spugsy

it works so well...

Inselaffen

I'm a perfectionist!

Confucius

I know what you mean...
And don't put out for tomorrow what you can put out the day after tomorrow...

MataHari

garbage...

Confucius

No...I think the guy was referring to sex...Or horseracing...