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BangleMan

Jun 9th 2009 4:03 am

Thought Of The Day

Who picks up guide dog shite ??

MataHari

Jun 9th 2009 4:10 am

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was that one prompted by the taste in your mouth...

BangleMan

Jun 9th 2009 4:15 am

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Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 7646960)

was that one prompted by the taste in your mouth...

what are you suggesting, hmmmm ?

MataHari

Jun 9th 2009 4:18 am

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Originally Posted by BangleMan (Post 7646972)

what are you suggesting, hmmmm ?

anyway...
my thought of the day is...whatever happened to Kurt Nilsen...

BangleMan

Jun 9th 2009 4:22 am

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Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 7646976)

anyway...
my thought of the day is...whatever happened to Kurt Nilsen...

ah yes, the world Idol winner, the one with a face of a hobbit ......who cares ?

Another one.....How does a deaf person know that someone is at the front door?

MataHari

Jun 9th 2009 4:24 am

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Originally Posted by BangleMan (Post 7646983)

ah yes, the world Idol winner, the one with a face of a hobbit ......who cares ?

Another one.....How does a deaf person know that someone is at the front door?

I happen to like his songs...

easy...they have flashing lights installed that flash when the bell is pressed...

BangleMan

Jun 9th 2009 4:26 am

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Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 7646988)

I happen to like his songs...

easy...they have flashing lights installed that flash when the bell is pressed...

coming from soneone who loves The Carpenters, its hardly a good recommendation now is it?

TGFKASE

Jun 9th 2009 4:26 am

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How do snow-plough drivers get to their work in the mornings?????

MataHari

Jun 9th 2009 4:28 am

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Originally Posted by BangleMan (Post 7646994)

coming from soneone who loves The Carpenters, its hardly a good recommendation now is it?

oh ffs...

Roadking

Jun 9th 2009 4:55 am

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How do blind people know when to stop wiping...

I think I've posted that before.

Another then, can blind people see their dreams?

seraphnina

Jun 9th 2009 4:56 am

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Originally Posted by BangleMan (Post 7646951)

Who picks up guide dog shite ??

Would you like the job instead of being a male escort?

MataHari

Jun 9th 2009 4:58 am

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Originally Posted by seraphnina (Post 7647037)

Would you like the job instead of being a male escort?

now why didn't I think of that one...

TGFKASE

Jun 9th 2009 4:58 am

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Originally Posted by seraphnina (Post 7647037)

Would you like the job instead of being a male escort?

Gives him another use for the amount of tissues he's going through.....:rofl:

BangleMan

Jun 9th 2009 5:25 am

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Originally Posted by seraphnina (Post 7647037)

Would you like the job instead of being a male escort?

come to my surgery and we will discuss it in greater detail....

BangleMan

Jun 9th 2009 5:26 am

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Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 7647040)

now why didn't I think of that one...

cos you're stupid !

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