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mission

I hate those lazy b*stards who find it beneath them to pack their own groceries...particularly more so when there is no designated packer and they stand there, while their shopping is being totalled and don't lift a finger to start their own packing and wait for the poor cashier to finish putting their shopping through and then start to do their packing...lazy pr*cks!

DXBtoDOH

Agreed.

And on the flip side, I hate those who want a plastic bag just for one little item. I've seen people bag a single can of coke!

Millhouse

You have both described me perfectly.

I didn't come to the gulf to pack my own bags.

IKnowNothing

With you on that one too.

mission

MILLY, in that case you'd probably want someone to wipe your butt once you've done a number 2

Millhouse

I use the hose.

iggle

If you press it hard enough it cleans the inside pipes as well.

co durham boy

The three blokes at the bar and they all buy separate drinks with credit cards.

Get some Boozer etiquette you unprofessional wankpots !

mission

I didn't think white folks or non-muslims in general used the 'muslim shower' ....skid marks are the way to go.

Millhouse

The hose is the Arab World's second greatest gift to mankind - second only the the numbering system.

mission

couldn't agree more - every frigging country should adopt the 'muslim shower'....gawd knows how people just 'wipe' themselves with toilet tissue and then end up doing oral/an*l on one another

jam25mack

Only if they actually get it in the pan.... some of the retards in my office seem to spray it around willy nilly! Manky b4st4rds!

DXBtoDOH

I'm not German so I don't have a fetish for what comes out the back door.

But you've just given me a keen insight into your bedroom activities

scrubbedexpat141

Never used it. Always just wipe.

If I tried to use it I'd be covered in water and shit.