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The Dean Sep 3rd 2012 8:57 am

Things That Give The Middle East A Bad Name: No 753
 
I'm trying to think of one single redeeming feature - just one - but I can't......... :ohmy:

http://en-maktoob.news.yahoo.com/uae...s-for-eid.html

Beaverstate Sep 3rd 2012 8:58 am

Re: Things That Give The Middle East A Bad Name: No 753
 

Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 10261113)
I'm trying to think of one single redeeming feature - just one - but I can't......... :ohmy:

http://en-maktoob.news.yahoo.com/uae...s-for-eid.html

Low heating bills.

Beaverstate Sep 3rd 2012 8:59 am

Re: Things That Give The Middle East A Bad Name: No 753
 

Originally Posted by Beaverstate (Post 10261116)
Low heating bills.

Oops misread the line. Carry on.

Bahtatboy Sep 3rd 2012 9:01 am

Re: Things That Give The Middle East A Bad Name: No 753
 
And WTF is the "Arabian Guests" title/photo about? Talk about sloppy and lazy reporting.

Wonder was his fertility secret is. Dates, honey and very tight muscles?

Beaverstate Sep 3rd 2012 9:11 am

Re: Things That Give The Middle East A Bad Name: No 753
 

Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 10261113)
I'm trying to think of one single redeeming feature - just one - but I can't......... :ohmy:

http://en-maktoob.news.yahoo.com/uae...s-for-eid.html

Got it! Over reliance on fossil fuels. Except Iran of course.

Boomhauer Sep 3rd 2012 9:38 am

Re: Things That Give The Middle East A Bad Name: No 753
 
When calculating the impact on world resources and the enviroment, such breeders should be well publicised.

Beaverstate Sep 3rd 2012 9:44 am

Re: Things That Give The Middle East A Bad Name: No 753
 

Originally Posted by Boomhauer (Post 10261173)
When calculating the impact on world resources and the enviroment, such breeders should be well publicised.

Are you talking about Arab population growth, or Irans nuclear breeders.?

scrubbedexpat141 Sep 3rd 2012 10:00 am

Re: Things That Give The Middle East A Bad Name: No 753
 

Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 10261113)
I'm trying to think of one single redeeming feature - just one - but I can't......... :ohmy:

http://en-maktoob.news.yahoo.com/uae...s-for-eid.html

Cheap petrol.

The Dean Sep 3rd 2012 10:11 am

Re: Things That Give The Middle East A Bad Name: No 753
 
No no no............. I mean I'm trying (without success) to think of a single redeeming feature about the bloke in the article......... :sneaky:

scrubbedexpat141 Sep 3rd 2012 10:12 am

Re: Things That Give The Middle East A Bad Name: No 753
 

Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 10261244)
No no no............. I mean I'm trying (without success) to think of a single redeeming feature about the bloke in the article......... :sneaky:

I know I know.

How about: Exceptionally strong swimmers.

The Dean Sep 3rd 2012 10:17 am

Re: Things That Give The Middle East A Bad Name: No 753
 

Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 10261246)
I know I know.

How about: Exceptionally strong swimmers.

His sperm, you mean?

Beaverstate Sep 3rd 2012 10:19 am

Re: Things That Give The Middle East A Bad Name: No 753
 

Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 10261244)
No no no............. I mean I'm trying (without success) to think of a single redeeming feature about the bloke in the article......... :sneaky:

Good sperm count?

scrubbedexpat141 Sep 3rd 2012 10:23 am

Re: Things That Give The Middle East A Bad Name: No 753
 

Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 10261254)
His sperm, you mean?

Yeah. Strong swimmers.

Beaverstate Sep 3rd 2012 10:25 am

Re: Things That Give The Middle East A Bad Name: No 753
 

Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 10261264)
Yeah. Strong swimmers.

We have a winner!

britexpat76 Sep 3rd 2012 10:40 am

Re: Things That Give The Middle East A Bad Name: No 753
 
What about extremely promiscuous Wives? Maybe one or two of the rug rats have slightly darker skin and a moustache??

And maybe some of the boys play cricket..............


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