Thieves wake man up and steal his Penis!
Jul 26th 2012, 8:16 am
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Thieves wake man up and steal his Penis!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...ef=mostpopular
Thieves stole a man's penis while he slept, according to police.
Fei Lin, 41, of the Niqiao village near Wenling City, in east China’s Zhejiang province, told police he was asleep when the thieves burst into his room and put a bag over his head, according to CEN/EUROPICS and as reported in the Daily Star.
"They put something over my head and pulled down my trousers and then they ran off," Lin said. "I was so shocked I didn't feel a thing - then I saw I was bleeding and my penis was gone."
Police believe the attackers were jealous lovers of several local women whom Lin was having affairs with, the Austrian Times reported. Lin denied taking part in any infidelity.
Emergency workers and police searched for Lin's anatomy but turned up nothing, according to TNT Magazine. The penis thieves are nowhere to be found, but police said they're looking for the jealous lovers.
Fei Lin, 41, of the Niqiao village near Wenling City, in east China’s Zhejiang province, told police he was asleep when the thieves burst into his room and put a bag over his head, according to CEN/EUROPICS and as reported in the Daily Star.
"They put something over my head and pulled down my trousers and then they ran off," Lin said. "I was so shocked I didn't feel a thing - then I saw I was bleeding and my penis was gone."
Police believe the attackers were jealous lovers of several local women whom Lin was having affairs with, the Austrian Times reported. Lin denied taking part in any infidelity.
Emergency workers and police searched for Lin's anatomy but turned up nothing, according to TNT Magazine. The penis thieves are nowhere to be found, but police said they're looking for the jealous lovers.
Jul 26th 2012, 3:44 pm
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Re: Thieves wake man up and steal his Penis!
I'm sure it will pop up somewhere...........
It will be easier to find if it's found to be hard.............
Jul 26th 2012, 4:23 pm
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Re: Thieves wake man up and steal his Penis!
sounds like he needs to hire a private dick
Jul 28th 2012, 1:18 pm
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Re: Thieves wake man up and steal his Penis!
I heard the police are making a right cock up of the investigation
Aug 2nd 2012, 6:31 am
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Re: Thieves wake man up and steal his Penis!
Leg crossing moment after reading that - destroyed my ability to come up with a witty response.
Then again, the last time the police had to look for a penis they really slipped up the investigation and got the sack...
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Then again, the last time the police had to look for a penis they really slipped up the investigation and got the sack...
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