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Old Nov 22nd 2008, 2:13 pm
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Ok, I admit it..

My 6ft blonde wife doesn't want me for my cash, its because I am simply amazing between the sheets....
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Old Nov 22nd 2008, 2:22 pm
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if he can't make me laugh he's out...
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Old Nov 22nd 2008, 2:35 pm
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anyway...I think there are loads of people for everyone...you just might not meet them at the right time or the right place/stage of your life...
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Originally Posted by MataHari
if he can't make me laugh he's out...
but be honest, he has to have more than a joke book...
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Old Nov 22nd 2008, 3:01 pm
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Originally Posted by admon
but be honest, he has to have more than a joke book...
it's not about jokes...cause if there is something I hate it's someone that tells 'jokes'...
but sense of humour is very important to me...it shows you share the same sort of vision on life in a way...
looks are completely secondary...I can fall for someone that is completely not my type looks wise...
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Old Nov 22nd 2008, 3:17 pm
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Originally Posted by scarletfan
my mates flatmate over here, his wife demanded 'half of everything he owned', so he moved all his stuff out, but (and I know this is a wee bit extreme) he rented a chainsaw for a day, and went about sawing in half the sofa, armchairs, table, bed etc - got a van and took half of them all and left her with her half.

Crackers I know, but also bloody funny - needless to say she went mental with him.
Thats funny.
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Old Nov 22nd 2008, 4:16 pm
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Originally Posted by Charismatic
Is that your smilie quota filled?
Unfortunately there is no horny'hard-on smilie...
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Originally Posted by admon
Whatever you say, looks have a lot to do with it.

Women may say they don't go for looks, but you don't see beautiful ladies on the arm of a hairy nostriled, wonky faced, ugly man (Donald Trump being the exception to the rule).

There has to be some kind of an initial attraction in order for people to get to know each other.

Even on a friends basis, with people of the opposite sex, they will naturally gravitate towards people they feel comfortable with and that starts in part with looks.

Ok gang, go on, kill me...
A big cock changes the dynamics...Always...
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Old Nov 22nd 2008, 4:55 pm
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Originally Posted by Confucius
A big cock changes the dynamics...Always...
yeah but my arguement is that they are more likely to go for little cock big wallet.. and keep big cock on the side, just in case its needed on the QT
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Originally Posted by admon
yeah but my arguement is that they are more likely to go for little cock big wallet.. and keep big cock on the side, just in case its needed on the QT
You must be a pragmatist...A great quality in a man...Almost as great as a big cock...
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Old Nov 22nd 2008, 5:00 pm
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Originally Posted by Confucius
You must be a pragmatist...A great quality in a man...Almost as great as a big cock...
the wife calls me the master of doom..

I call myself a realist.

After all, lie about your cock size and it will come back and bite you on your arse sooner or later
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Originally Posted by admon
the wife calls me the master of doom..

I call myself a realist.

After all, lie about your cock size and it will come back and bite you on your arse sooner or later
I always lie about my 3" wonder...
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Originally Posted by Confucius
I always lie about my 3" wonder...
Have you two finished your mutual onanism?
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Old Nov 22nd 2008, 5:09 pm
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Originally Posted by The Dean
Have you two finished your mutual onanism?
You looking for a 3's up?
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Originally Posted by admon
You looking for a 3's up?
Look I don't mind you staining MY sheets..............

.......... but using MY cock????
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