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Jun 10th 2009, 7:37 am

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Re: Are there any single women on here...

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Originally Posted by Inselaffen

Taz i think you are over-estimating the restrictions in Dubai.
You may (possibly) get arrested for shagging a married woman on the beach in Dubai but certainly not for going for coffee with one. Its not Saudi.

Unless she's a Muslim or her husband is ridiculously jealous.

I have had coffee with a number of married women usually to discuss business and have yet to be arrested for my heinous crimes.

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Jun 10th 2009, 7:38 am

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Re: Are there any single women on here...

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Originally Posted by BangleMan

oh dear, ....spelling mistake alert !!!

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Jun 10th 2009, 7:40 am

#33

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Originally Posted by BangleMan

oh dear, ....spelling mistake alert !!!

The gentlemanly thing to do would have been to politely correct it for me.....

Jun 10th 2009, 7:49 am

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Re: Are there any single women on here...

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Originally Posted by TGFKASE

The gentlemanly thing to do would have been to politely correct it for me.....

why would I do that, ......I'd prefer the thought of you sitting there in your piss stained Y fronts, squinting at the screen thinking 'but where, but where, I dont see it ? '

Jun 10th 2009, 7:51 am

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Originally Posted by BangleMan

why would I do that, ......I'd prefer the thought of you sitting there in your piss stained Y fronts, squinting at the screen thinking 'but where, but where, I dont see it ? '

If it saves on the Viagra, you knock yourself out, matey....

Jun 10th 2009, 7:55 am

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Re: Are there any single women on here...

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Originally Posted by TGFKASE

If it saves on the Viagra, you knock yourself out, matey....

Im seriously thinking about starting to use Viagra as am having trouble keeping an erection.

After 4 or 5 hours of heavy love making I find my erection begins to wilt before i have had a chance to climax and I go from 12 o clock to quarter to 3 very quickly.

Any suggestions?

Jun 10th 2009, 7:57 am

#37

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Re: Are there any single women on here...

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Originally Posted by BangleMan

Try a not so heavy lass... Maybe then you will be able to think of something other than 'Hope no-one saw me take this thing home...'

Jun 10th 2009, 8:03 am

#38

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Originally Posted by TGFKASE

Try a not so heavy lass... Maybe then you will be able to think of something other than 'Hope no-one saw me take this thing home...'

Good suggestion, but I dont worry about that, as they are usually smuggled in blindfolded ,with two bags on their head, .......and thats how they stay...

Jun 10th 2009, 8:05 am

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Re: Are there any single women on here...

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Try changing hands....

Jun 10th 2009, 8:06 am

#40

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Re: Are there any single women on here...

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Originally Posted by Abu Andy

Try changing hands....

Yep, yep... good one....

Jun 10th 2009, 8:07 am

#41

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Re: Are there any single women on here...

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Originally Posted by BangleMan

Im seriously thinking about starting to use Viagra as am having trouble keeping an erection.

After 4 or 5 hours of heavy drinking I find my erection begins to wilt before i have had a chance to climax and I go from 12 o clock to quarter to 3 very quickly.

Any suggestions?

Or I could just correct your original post and point out that the time difference is due to falling asleep in the bathroom at the pub you're at...

Jun 10th 2009, 8:09 am

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Originally Posted by TGFKASE

Or I could just correct your original post and point out that the time difference is due to falling asleep in the bathroom at the pub you're at...

Im tee total.....so I take it you are talking from experience.....do you want to share anything with us.....it wont go any further, you're amongst friends...