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Spugsy Jun 10th 2009 10:52 pm

That's it....
 
....it's now too hot to go outside at lunchtime,

just walked from my office in jumeirah 1 to spinneys, must be 11 yards or summat and back again and I'm sweating like a lezza in a fishmongers,

madness.

lionheart Jun 10th 2009 11:02 pm

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Here is something to cool you down...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...-premiere.html

Morecambe Mindy Jun 10th 2009 11:21 pm

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Originally Posted by Spugsy (Post 7655153)
....it's now too hot to go outside at lunchtime,

just walked from my office in jumeirah 1 to spinneys, must be 11 yards or summat and back again and I'm sweating like a lezza in a fishmongers,

madness.

How many taxis beeped you?

hawkhead Jun 10th 2009 11:24 pm

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I'm sweating like a lezza in a fishmongers,
What?!?!

Spugsy Jun 10th 2009 11:51 pm

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Originally Posted by Morecambe Mindy (Post 7655275)
How many taxis beeped you?

5 or 6, loads more when I'm with one of the lasses.

Spugsy Jun 10th 2009 11:55 pm

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Originally Posted by lionheart (Post 7655187)
Here is something to cool you down...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...-premiere.html

aye she's a cracker, so she is.

Sandboy Jun 10th 2009 11:58 pm

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obviously a bit chillier there :thumbup:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/...60_468x715.jpg

Nic1 Jun 11th 2009 1:37 am

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Well, she's either a very wierd shape or she has cold air blowing up her dress . . :huh:

N

moto111 Jun 11th 2009 1:44 am

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Originally Posted by Spugsy (Post 7655153)
....it's now too hot to go outside at lunchtime,

just walked from my office in jumeirah 1 to spinneys, must be 11 yards or summat and back again and I'm sweating like a lezza in a fishmongers,

madness.

At least its better than being in the UK where this weekend it continually rained and yes even snowed!!!!!! (north yorkshire), I was glad to get back to the heat and humidity

DaWarrior Jun 11th 2009 1:56 am

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Originally Posted by Spugsy (Post 7655153)
....it's now too hot to go outside at lunchtime,

just walked from my office in jumeirah 1 to spinneys, must be 11 yards or summat and back again and I'm sweating like a lezza in a fishmongers,

madness.

wear a hat mate!

Madam Medusa Jun 11th 2009 2:18 am

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Originally Posted by Spugsy (Post 7655153)
....it's now too hot to go outside at lunchtime,

just walked from my office in jumeirah 1 to spinneys, must be 11 yards or summat and back again and I'm sweating like a lezza in a fishmongers,

madness.

spugsy you wuss...

MM, xx

DaWarrior Jun 11th 2009 2:34 am

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Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 7656116)
spugsy you wuss...

MM, xx

or you can always bring an umbrella... the floral ones...

Spugsy Jun 11th 2009 5:25 am

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Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 7656116)
spugsy you wuss...

MM, xx

oh aye, says you in your big AC'd up jeep, it's bloody roasting petal.

Madam Medusa Jun 11th 2009 5:28 am

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Originally Posted by Spugsy (Post 7656694)
oh aye, says you in your big AC'd up jeep, it's bloody roasting petal.

oii...i don't have a jeep...and i usually walk to spinneys from my place...always do, all year round...

MM, xx

Karlos The Jackal Jun 11th 2009 5:57 am

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Oooohhhh I bet you come back all sweaty and hot !:thumbsup:

Cold shower MM?

I'm off for one ! :thumbsup:

Spugsy Jun 11th 2009 6:26 am

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Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 7656697)
oii...i don't have a jeep...and i usually walk to spinneys from my place...always do, all year round...

MM, xx

your place is miles further than my place pet lamb, you are just round the corner!

Inselaffen Jun 11th 2009 11:46 am

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Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 7656697)
oii...i don't have a jeep...and i usually walk to spinneys from my place...always do, all year round...

MM, xx

but you do live 10 yards from it!

Madam Medusa Jun 11th 2009 3:02 pm

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Originally Posted by Inselaffen (Post 7657535)
but you do live 10 yards from it!

same distance as spugsy's work, lol...

MM, xx

Smoochy Girl Jun 12th 2009 8:01 pm

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I'm with Spugsy on this one ...... I now find I can't bear to walk to the bloody gate in this heat and I'm constantly tired :zzz:

Roadking Jun 12th 2009 8:25 pm

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Originally Posted by Smoochy Girl (Post 7660847)
I'm with Spugsy on this one ...... I now find I can't bear to walk to the bloody gate in this heat and I'm constantly tired :zzz:

Yeah, but the difference is; put a football in front of Spugsy and he'll happily kick about till he gets to the shop.

You'd fall over it! :rofl:

Actually, from what I hear, so would Spugs! :rofl::rofl:

Smoochy Girl Jun 12th 2009 8:49 pm

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Originally Posted by Roadking (Post 7660879)
Yeah, but the difference is; put a football in front of Spugsy and he'll happily kick about till he gets to the shop.

You'd fall over it! :rofl:

Actually, from what I hear, so would Spugs! :rofl::rofl:

Well seeing that I usually fall over my feet at least once a week, yep I sure would fall over the football :rofl:

Spugsy Jun 12th 2009 8:49 pm

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Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 7657845)
same distance as spugsy's work, lol...

MM, xx

now you know its not, well unless I hop over the barriers and into oncoming traffic...

Spugsy Jun 12th 2009 8:50 pm

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Originally Posted by Roadking (Post 7660879)
Yeah, but the difference is; put a football in front of Spugsy and he'll happily kick about till he gets to the shop.

You'd fall over it! :rofl:

Actually, from what I hear, so would Spugs! :rofl::rofl:

heh, footy was red hot yesterday, we play at 4pm and its still proper roasting, I can hardly move when I get back home, just get a shower and flop into bed for an hour....

Jeeper Jun 12th 2009 11:06 pm

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Originally Posted by Nic1 (Post 7655899)
Well, she's either a very wierd shape or she has cold air blowing up her dress . . :huh:

N

mermaid?

Inselaffen Jun 12th 2009 11:51 pm

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Originally Posted by Spugsy (Post 7660919)
heh, footy was red hot yesterday, we play at 4pm and its still proper roasting, I can hardly move when I get back home, just get a shower and flop into bed for an hour....

had that last june playing hockey! but was even warmer as I had to wear all the bloody GK kit

MacScot Jun 13th 2009 2:40 am

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Originally Posted by Spugsy (Post 7655153)
....it's now too hot to go outside at lunchtime,

just walked from my office in jumeirah 1 to spinneys, must be 11 yards or summat and back again and I'm sweating like a lezza in a fishmongers,

madness.

You could wear a singlet to keep you cool in summer...like this lady...

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e1...ensor/7110.jpg

Spugsy Jun 13th 2009 5:06 am

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Originally Posted by MacScot (Post 7661502)
You could wear a singlet to keep you cool in summer...like this lady...

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e1...ensor/7110.jpg

I'm sure I saw her in spinneys last week...

Eva Jun 13th 2009 6:30 am

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Originally Posted by MacScot (Post 7661502)
You could wear a singlet to keep you cool in summer...like this lady...

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e1...ensor/7110.jpg


Jeezuz H,
Any Doctor who does that op should be struck off for taking advantage of a female idiot...........

imho

Smoochy Girl Jun 13th 2009 6:49 pm

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And any man who is honest enough to say they're really ugly gets 10 points from me :rofl: I really can't imagine ANYONE thinking they're beautiful or sexy; they're look like they're hard as a rock and inflated balloons...... plus they're dead - they have NO feelings at all so where's the fun ffs??:eek:

Grace O Malley Jun 13th 2009 11:18 pm

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Originally Posted by Spugsy (Post 7661704)
I'm sure I saw her in spinneys last week...

was she bent over, how the hell could you walk, mental and sooo ugly

littlejimmy Jun 13th 2009 11:27 pm

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Originally Posted by Smoochy Girl (Post 7662750)
And any man who is honest enough to say they're really ugly gets 10 points from me :rofl: I really can't imagine ANYONE thinking they're beautiful or sexy; they're look like they're hard as a rock and inflated balloons...... plus they're dead - they have NO feelings at all so where's the fun ffs??:eek:

I don't find them attractive in the slightest. More than a handful is a waste of space in my book. I do have big hands, but not that big.

Grace O Malley Jun 13th 2009 11:38 pm

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Originally Posted by littlejimmy (Post 7663334)
I don't find them attractive in the slightest. More than a handful is a waste of space in my book. I do have big hands, but not that big.

aye they are just damn ugly, also hate what these women do to their lips, looks like they have been punched.

Morecambe Mindy Jun 14th 2009 1:20 am

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Originally Posted by Grace O Malley (Post 7663354)
aye they are just damn ugly, also hate what these women do to their lips, looks like they have been punched.

I saw a "lady" today who looked like she'd lost control in the plastic surgeon's shop. In fact to be honest she looked like a pig dog, puffed up eyes and fishy lips. Not an attractive look. I tried my best not to stare!

J0nah Jun 14th 2009 4:59 am

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Originally Posted by MacScot (Post 7661502)
You could wear a singlet to keep you cool in summer...like this lady...

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e1...ensor/7110.jpg

If she was unfortunate enough to be 'blessed' with them naturally she would be labelled a freak - so why pay fot em....ahh but then she is probably American, explains it all!

MacScot Jun 14th 2009 6:58 am

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Originally Posted by J0nah (Post 7663928)
If she was unfortunate enough to be 'blessed' with them naturally she would be labelled a freak - so why pay fot em....ahh but then she is probably American, explains it all!

I was only referring to her singlet ! :ohmy::)

Inselaffen Jun 14th 2009 1:33 pm

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Originally Posted by Morecambe Mindy (Post 7663574)
I saw a "lady" today who looked like she'd lost control in the plastic surgeon's shop. In fact to be honest she looked like a pig dog, puffed up eyes and fishy lips. Not an attractive look. I tried my best not to stare!

did BE have another night out?

Smoochy Girl Jun 14th 2009 5:08 pm

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Originally Posted by Morecambe Mindy (Post 7663574)
I saw a "lady" today who looked like she'd lost control in the plastic surgeon's shop. In fact to be honest she looked like a pig dog, puffed up eyes and fishy lips. Not an attractive look. I tried my best not to stare!

Is this her?? :rofl:
http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/102/swineflucure.jpg

Spugsy Jun 14th 2009 5:20 pm

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Originally Posted by J0nah (Post 7663928)
If she was unfortunate enough to be 'blessed' with them naturally she would be labelled a freak - so why pay fot em....ahh but then she is probably American, explains it all!

I wouldn't call her a freak if they were natural!

Spugsy Jun 14th 2009 5:21 pm

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Originally Posted by Smoochy Girl (Post 7665416)

Poor Ince, leave him alone....

Morecambe Mindy Jun 17th 2009 8:16 am

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Originally Posted by Smoochy Girl (Post 7665416)

I'd need to see it with the designer shades on....


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