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Old Jan 23rd 2008, 12:39 pm
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Woman jailed for testicle attack

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/e...de/4253849.stm

Jeez - I can't believe it's even possible to rip off a bollock through a layer of boxer shorts and trousers....
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Originally Posted by shakh your bootie View Post
Woman jailed for testicle attack

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/e...de/4253849.stm

Jeez - I can't believe it's even possible to rip off a bollock through a layer of boxer shorts and trousers....
THe quote from the woman causing the injury was somwhat understated... I'm not a violent person.

Yeah right, ripping off someone's testicle with your bare hands then trying to swallow it? Of course, that's perfectly normal behaviour isn't it?

Crikey, what a nutter.
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Old Jan 23rd 2008, 1:27 pm
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THe quote from the woman causing the injury was somwhat understated... I'm not a violent person.

Yeah right, ripping off someone's testicle with your bare hands then trying to swallow it? Of course, that's perfectly normal behaviour isn't it?

Crikey, what a nutter.
Kind of story that reminds me that I'm sooo glad that I don't live in the UK anymore.... Oh, the memories of rough birds in Tokyo Joe's in Preston...
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Originally Posted by shakh your bootie View Post
Woman jailed for testicle attack

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/e...de/4253849.stm

Jeez - I can't believe it's even possible to rip off a bollock through a layer of boxer shorts and trousers....
That story made me squirm. Also can't believe you could do that by just pulling hard through trousers and underpants. Can only imagine the scrotum burst and the testicle popped out! The vas deferens and blood vessels must have snapped like elastic bands. Yuk!
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Old Jan 23rd 2008, 1:42 pm
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That story made me squirm. Also can't believe you could do that by just pulling hard through trousers and underpants. Can only imagine the scrotum burst and the testicle popped out! The vas deferens and blood vessels must have snapped like elastic bands. Yuk!
Ah, jeez spare us the graphic details.... She must have had hands like a gorrilla to do that...
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I wonder if the CPA considered charging her with cannibalism?
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I wonder if the CPA considered charging her with cannibalism?
She spat, didn't swallow. Surely you have to swallow for it to count as cannibalism.

What is the penalty for cannibalism anyhow?
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She spat, didn't swallow. Surely you have to swallow for it to count as cannibalism.

What is the penalty for cannibalism anyhow?
surprisingly it is not actually an offence under English law
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surprisingly it is not actually an offence under English law
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Old Jan 23rd 2008, 4:27 pm
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I have not read the article cause I never bother to open links...
but I can think of some guys I'd like to rip...not that that comes as a surprise
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omg, i just read this...how the hell did she pull it off with her hands, surely that can't be so...and what possessed her to try to eat it??

guys...watch out i guess, lol...

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omg, i just read this...how the hell did she pull it off with her hands, surely that can't be so...and what possessed her to try to eat it??

guys...watch out i guess, lol...

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having a bollock ripped off is not funny! You cliquey people make me sick!

right who can I bother now with a PM
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having a bollock ripped off is not funny! You cliquey people make me sick!

right who can I bother now with a PM
err...but i didn't say it was funny...i'm still in shock...

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err...but i didn't say it was funny...i'm still in shock...

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