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shakh your bootie Jan 23rd 2008 12:39 pm

Testicular Detatchment....
 
Woman jailed for testicle attack

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/e...de/4253849.stm

Jeez - I can't believe it's even possible to rip off a bollock through a layer of boxer shorts and trousers....

nottmbantam Jan 23rd 2008 1:12 pm

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Originally Posted by shakh your bootie (Post 5828246)
Woman jailed for testicle attack

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/e...de/4253849.stm

Jeez - I can't believe it's even possible to rip off a bollock through a layer of boxer shorts and trousers....

THe quote from the woman causing the injury was somwhat understated... I'm not a violent person.

Yeah right, ripping off someone's testicle with your bare hands then trying to swallow it? Of course, that's perfectly normal behaviour isn't it?

Crikey, what a nutter.

shakh your bootie Jan 23rd 2008 1:27 pm

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Originally Posted by nottmbantam (Post 5828341)
THe quote from the woman causing the injury was somwhat understated... I'm not a violent person.

Yeah right, ripping off someone's testicle with your bare hands then trying to swallow it? Of course, that's perfectly normal behaviour isn't it?

Crikey, what a nutter.

Kind of story that reminds me that I'm sooo glad that I don't live in the UK anymore.... Oh, the memories of rough birds in Tokyo Joe's in Preston...

MacScot Jan 23rd 2008 1:40 pm

Re: Testicular Detatchment....
 

Originally Posted by shakh your bootie (Post 5828246)
Woman jailed for testicle attack

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/e...de/4253849.stm

Jeez - I can't believe it's even possible to rip off a bollock through a layer of boxer shorts and trousers....

That story made me squirm. Also can't believe you could do that by just pulling hard through trousers and underpants. Can only imagine the scrotum burst and the testicle popped out! The vas deferens and blood vessels must have snapped like elastic bands. Yuk!

shakh your bootie Jan 23rd 2008 1:42 pm

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Originally Posted by MacScot (Post 5828448)
That story made me squirm. Also can't believe you could do that by just pulling hard through trousers and underpants. Can only imagine the scrotum burst and the testicle popped out! The vas deferens and blood vessels must have snapped like elastic bands. Yuk!

Ah, jeez spare us the graphic details.... She must have had hands like a gorrilla to do that...

Inselaffen Jan 23rd 2008 1:59 pm

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I wonder if the CPA considered charging her with cannibalism?

shakh your bootie Jan 23rd 2008 2:01 pm

Re: Testicular Detatchment....
 

Originally Posted by Inselaffen (Post 5828541)
I wonder if the CPA considered charging her with cannibalism?

She spat, didn't swallow. Surely you have to swallow for it to count as cannibalism.

What is the penalty for cannibalism anyhow?

Inselaffen Jan 23rd 2008 2:09 pm

Re: Testicular Detatchment....
 

Originally Posted by shakh your bootie (Post 5828545)
She spat, didn't swallow. Surely you have to swallow for it to count as cannibalism.

What is the penalty for cannibalism anyhow?

surprisingly it is not actually an offence under English law :blink:

The Dean Jan 23rd 2008 2:36 pm

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Originally Posted by Inselaffen (Post 5828584)
surprisingly it is not actually an offence under English law :blink:

No women contributing to this thread?

MataHari Jan 23rd 2008 4:27 pm

Re: Testicular Detatchment....
 
I have not read the article cause I never bother to open links...
but I can think of some guys I'd like to rip...not that that comes as a surprise

Madam Medusa Jan 23rd 2008 5:16 pm

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omg, i just read this...how the hell did she pull it off with her hands, surely that can't be so...and what possessed her to try to eat it??

guys...watch out i guess, lol...

C, xx

Inselaffen Jan 23rd 2008 5:24 pm

Re: Testicular Detatchment....
 

Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 5829299)
omg, i just read this...how the hell did she pull it off with her hands, surely that can't be so...and what possessed her to try to eat it??

guys...watch out i guess, lol...

C, xx

having a bollock ripped off is not funny! You cliquey people make me sick!

right who can I bother now with a PM :p

Madam Medusa Jan 23rd 2008 5:26 pm

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Originally Posted by Inselaffen (Post 5829322)
having a bollock ripped off is not funny! You cliquey people make me sick!

right who can I bother now with a PM :p

err...but i didn't say it was funny...i'm still in shock...

MM, xx

Inselaffen Jan 23rd 2008 5:30 pm

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Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 5829336)
err...but i didn't say it was funny...i'm still in shock...

MM, xx

all I can say is Owch!!! :blink::eek:


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