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kittycat1 May 5th 2011 7:42 am

tell me a joke
 
Anyone- bit bored at work- need entertaining...

Bahtatboy May 5th 2011 9:06 am

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Meow May 8th 2011 9:22 am

Re: tell me a joke
 
Have you tried the new Osama bin Laden cocktail? Two shots and a splash of water.

weasel central May 8th 2011 12:57 pm

Re: tell me a joke
 
I was assaulted by a gang of mime artists on my way home last night...

they did unspeakable things to me :ohmy:

lullabelle May 8th 2011 1:14 pm

Re: tell me a joke
 
The seven dwarfs were in a Catholic church. They were sitting near the rear
and as the priest was speaking, they whispered and giggled amongst
themselves, causing quite a disturbance. All of a sudden, Dopey stands up
and says, "Father, are there any midget nuns in the church ?" "No," said
the priest, "There are no midget nuns in the church." A little time passed
and the dwarfs were again whispering and giggling amongst themselves
causing quite a disturbance and noticeably angering the priest.

Soon, Dopey stands up again and asks, "Father, are there any midget nuns in
the city?"

"No, my son, there are no midget nuns in the city or in the church." says
the priest. Again the dwarfs resume their annoying giggling to the dismay
of the priest.

Once again, Dopey stands up and asks "Father, are there any midget nuns in
the state?"

"No, my son, there are no midget nuns in the state, in the city, and no
midget nuns in the church." exclaimed the priest, obviously upset.

The dwarfs continue their interference.

Dopey stands up and asks, "Father, are there any midget nuns in thecountry?"

The priest, totally angered, exclaims "No, my son, there are no midget nuns
in the church, in the city, in the state, no midget nuns in the country,
there are no midget nuns in the whole world!!! Now sit down!!!!!"

Soon afterwards, a chant can be heard from the rear of the church, "Dopey
****ed a penguin. Dopey ****ed a penguin. Dopey ****ed a penguin."

Chris_m May 8th 2011 1:43 pm

Re: tell me a joke
 
Sat at the bar last night with 1 of my friends. Girl walks in and starts talking to us both, And asks what we are drinking. Quick as a flash my friends turns and says

"Magic beer"

"what's that do?????"... she asks

He gets up from his chair walks over to the window jumps out and does a jig mid air. Comes back in

"WOW!!! that's amazing how many have you had?"

"Only 3pints" He replies

before i know she's downed the 3pints and off out to the window, Sadly she lands on her ass after falling 1 floor to the ground.

Turned to my mate and said

"You've got an odd sense of humour superman"

Mogs May 8th 2011 2:42 pm

Re: tell me a joke
 
Just Fostered a Muslim.


All 4 cans hit him right on the back of the head.


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