Swine flu
 

Don't panic. Have a sausage.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8018356.stm

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the Muslims are safe then :)

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(aw c'mon... somone's got to say it...)

isn't swine flu just a name for when a policeman's got a cold?


:o

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Is it worse than man flu ? Is that possible ?

N

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couldn't be, impossible !

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As if man cold wasn't enough...

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I keep trying to nail this myth of man flu.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/38...woman-flu.html

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I bought 9,000 karma shares of Biota (BTA.AX) - an Australian biotech company. Bought at $0.315 now worth $0.870 in three months (176% gain). Should rise further next week with worldwide bird and swine flu on the rise again.

Jeez...I wish I had really bought them with cash and not karma points ! :(

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Dear Marge,

I betrayed my wife last week and went on a date with a Turkish Airlines Hostess.(edited that a few times)
Nothing too serious happened, just a quick sh*g in the car park.
However, I now have a runny snout. Is it anything to be concerned about?

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Manthrax

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Hahahahahahahahahaha

NOW you're funny.....

4 years you been here ...you got it Baby!

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2 suspected cases reported at Monklands Hospital in Central Scotland..

Personally I think tests will show up a severe case of weedgieism..first symptoms is a whiney 'alright man, fannybaws' accent followed by a soapdodging smell and all complimented with a healthy addiction to smack or meths

Quarentine the ****ers, in fact be done with it. Nuke the whole place

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Haha...but, seriously, the Biota shares just jumped 100% today (Monday) in Sydney !

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shouldn't we call it 'the mexican wave'?

:)

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Are you concerned about this virus ?

I understand from CNN the two best countries equipped to deal with a potential outbreak are the UK & France HOW TYPICAL ! & possibly the middle east will be one of the worst prepared areas in terms of viral medication due to lack of such illnesses, the UK has 34M doses available whereas the UAE only has 33,000....

Or is it all hype ?