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Old Dec 19th 2011, 5:33 am
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I have a Cobone voucher for a 60-minute Swedish deep relaxation massage at Zanya Spa, Grand Millenium Al Wahda Hotel, valid for men and women. Valid until 26 December 2011. I've run out of time to use it.

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 Ideal for relieving stress and muscular aches and pains
 Increases circulation and improves lymphatic flow
 Complimentary use of facilities prior to treatment
 Massage can be upgraded to 90 minutes for a supplementary fee
 5-star facility
 Valid for ages 16 and above

Face value AED410, yours for AED125. If you want to buy PM me and I'll email you the voucher, and we'll sort out payment in the new year.
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Old Dec 19th 2011, 6:03 am
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Not that I am interested as I am not over there but just curious, is the massage performed by ethnic Swedes , men or women? Do they look like this
http://www.travelooce.com/top-cities...ul-women.shtml

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Dunno, Flips I'd guess.
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This is an older meme, but it's worth posting here

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Are men allowed to be massaged by women in Abu Dhabi? It's not normally permitted in Sharjah and is technically illegal in Dubai, although it obviously goes on behind closed doors.
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Just phoned them: male and female masseuseseseses (can never spell it) available for both male and female guests.
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Just phoned them: male and female masseuseseseses (can never spell it) available for both male and female guests.
did you ask if the females will also massage your giblets?
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did you ask if the females will also massage your giblets?
That's a bit sexist, isn't it?
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Are men allowed to be massaged by women in Abu Dhabi? It's not normally permitted in Sharjah and is technically illegal in Dubai, although it obviously goes on behind closed doors.
You should know.
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You should know.
he is a masseuse?
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Swedish girls? What's wrong with Scottish girls?

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he is a masseuse?
No, just a regular customer.
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Are men allowed to be massaged by women in Abu Dhabi? It's not normally permitted in Sharjah and is technically illegal in Dubai, although it obviously goes on behind closed doors.
If it's illegal someone should tell the spas in the five star hotels I've been to before...

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Just to let all of you straining at the leash know--its gone. So a happy ending
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