Sweaty Pits
 

I have a new invention that I have patented and plan to sell worldwide....

I have made some and it really works. I call it the 'Tampit' it works like a Tampon but absorbs sweat and it shaped as such that it goes under your armpit and is held in place over the inside of your shirt.

I have tried it for a few weeks and it has totally removed sweat patches.

Bison

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A mate of mine, whilst availing himself of the alcoholic beverages on offer within the hallowed halls of Cafe Ici in Aberdeen, had to make a frantic dash to the gentlemens room.

He proceeded to rid himself of his soiled undergarments, as he didnt quite make it and decided to invent what he called the 'manpon'. It consisted of a roll of toilet paper rolled 'sumo style' around the waist and crotch, thus providing support, comfort and absorpency....

Re: Sweaty Pits
 

I just need to know where I can get them mass produced now.

Bison

Re: Sweaty Pits
 

try Al Quoz :p