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Old May 13th 2007, 2:08 pm
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Originally Posted by Blue Cat
yes not surprising !
Look, for the blondes (that means you two) here I will explain my reasoning.

LJ mentioned he once went out with a Dutch girl.
In Holland they have a coastal protection system called Dykes.
There is a story about the little dutch boy who saved his town from flooding by putting his finger in a hole in the dyke.
Dyke is also a slang term fro lesbian.
I played on that to make my reply.
Those that know me will understand, this is nothing to do with any member of any race.
And I love MH.
Proper top bird.
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Old May 13th 2007, 2:11 pm
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Originally Posted by MJC
Look, for the blondes (that means you two) here I will explain my reasoning.

LJ mentioned he once went out with a Dutch girl.
In Holland they have a coastal protection system called Dykes.
There is a story about the little dutch boy who saved his town from flooding by putting his finger in a hole in the dyke.
Dyke is also a slang term fro lesbian.
I played on that to make my reply.
Those that know me will understand, this is nothing to do with any member of any race.
And I love MH.
Proper top bird.

apology accepted
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Old May 13th 2007, 2:12 pm
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Originally Posted by MJC
Look, for the blondes (that means you two) here I will explain my reasoning.

LJ mentioned he once went out with a Dutch girl.
In Holland they have a coastal protection system called Dykes.
There is a story about the little dutch boy who saved his town from flooding by putting his finger in a hole in the dyke.
Dyke is also a slang term fro lesbian.
I played on that to make my reply.
Those that know me will understand, this is nothing to do with any member of any race.
And I love MH.
Proper top bird.
Yes, but the punchline was about the girl popping her clogs.
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Old May 13th 2007, 2:13 pm
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Yes, but the punchline was about the girl popping her clogs.
Oh bugger.
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Old May 13th 2007, 2:14 pm
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Originally Posted by MJC
Oh bugger.
which is a much more pleasant punchline than the one about necrophilia.
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Old May 13th 2007, 2:18 pm
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Originally Posted by littlejimmy
Do they have a "Snakes With Tits" section?
If that's your bag then that's your bag...Write them a letter and drop it in the Suggestions box...
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Old May 13th 2007, 3:31 pm
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Originally Posted by Blue Cat
apology accepted
err...no, that wasn't an apology BC...that was trying to make us sound like we are completely dumb and didn't understand the, err, "joke" MJC was making. We may be blonde, but we ain't stupid (well, some of the time!).

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Old May 13th 2007, 3:34 pm
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Originally Posted by Madam Medusa
err...no, that wasn't an apology BC...that was trying to make us sound like we are completely dumb and didn't understand the, err, "joke" MJC was making. We may be blonde, but we ain't stupid (well, some of the time!).

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You must be?

You two aren't married to me and LJ!!

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Old May 13th 2007, 3:36 pm
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Originally Posted by MJC
You two aren't married to me and LJ!!
funny, I would've thought that was our strongest non-dumb credentials to date...

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Originally Posted by MJC
You must be?

You two aren't married to me and LJ!!

MWUH
Speak for yourself, cheb.
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Old May 13th 2007, 5:02 pm
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Originally Posted by littlejimmy
Speak for yourself, cheb.
ohhh LJ, I'm hurt...you mean you no love me and BC for long time??

MM, xx
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Originally Posted by Madam Medusa
ohhh LJ, I'm hurt...you mean you no love me and BC for long time??

MM, xx
I only have fingers for MataHari.

(I can't see her, not being crude)
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Old May 13th 2007, 5:06 pm
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Originally Posted by littlejimmy
I only have fingers for MataHari.

(I can't see her, not being crude)
hmmm...ok, well at least now i know where i stand...no more nights crying in my pillow, I will survive

MM, xx
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Originally Posted by Madam Medusa
hmmm...ok, well at least now i know where i stand...no more nights crying in my pillow, I will survive

MM, xx
I'm just a big heart-breaker. Well, something like that.
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Old May 13th 2007, 5:17 pm
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Originally Posted by littlejimmy
I only have fingers for MataHari.

(I can't see her, not being crude)
you are losing it....or something
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