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MJC May 13th 2007 2:08 pm

Re: Suitable Punishment suggestions
 

Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 4774044)
yes not surprising !

Look, for the blondes (that means you two) here I will explain my reasoning.

LJ mentioned he once went out with a Dutch girl.
In Holland they have a coastal protection system called Dykes.
There is a story about the little dutch boy who saved his town from flooding by putting his finger in a hole in the dyke.
Dyke is also a slang term fro lesbian.
I played on that to make my reply.
Those that know me will understand, this is nothing to do with any member of any race.
And I love MH.
Proper top bird.

Blue Cat May 13th 2007 2:11 pm

Re: Suitable Punishment suggestions
 

Originally Posted by MJC (Post 4774077)
Look, for the blondes (that means you two) here I will explain my reasoning.

LJ mentioned he once went out with a Dutch girl.
In Holland they have a coastal protection system called Dykes.
There is a story about the little dutch boy who saved his town from flooding by putting his finger in a hole in the dyke.
Dyke is also a slang term fro lesbian.
I played on that to make my reply.
Those that know me will understand, this is nothing to do with any member of any race.
And I love MH.
Proper top bird.


apology accepted ;)

littlejimmy May 13th 2007 2:12 pm

Re: Suitable Punishment suggestions
 

Originally Posted by MJC (Post 4774077)
Look, for the blondes (that means you two) here I will explain my reasoning.

LJ mentioned he once went out with a Dutch girl.
In Holland they have a coastal protection system called Dykes.
There is a story about the little dutch boy who saved his town from flooding by putting his finger in a hole in the dyke.
Dyke is also a slang term fro lesbian.
I played on that to make my reply.
Those that know me will understand, this is nothing to do with any member of any race.
And I love MH.
Proper top bird.

Yes, but the punchline was about the girl popping her clogs.

MJC May 13th 2007 2:13 pm

Re: Suitable Punishment suggestions
 

Originally Posted by littlejimmy (Post 4774089)
Yes, but the punchline was about the girl popping her clogs.

Oh bugger.

littlejimmy May 13th 2007 2:14 pm

Re: Suitable Punishment suggestions
 

Originally Posted by MJC (Post 4774100)
Oh bugger.

which is a much more pleasant punchline than the one about necrophilia.

Confucius May 13th 2007 2:18 pm

Re: Suitable Punishment suggestions
 

Originally Posted by littlejimmy (Post 4773853)
Do they have a "Snakes With Tits" section?

If that's your bag then that's your bag...Write them a letter and drop it in the Suggestions box...

Madam Medusa May 13th 2007 3:31 pm

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Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 4774088)
apology accepted ;)

err...no, that wasn't an apology BC...that was trying to make us sound like we are completely dumb and didn't understand the, err, "joke" MJC was making. We may be blonde, but we ain't stupid (well, some of the time!).

MM, xx

MJC May 13th 2007 3:34 pm

Re: Suitable Punishment suggestions
 

Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 4774468)
err...no, that wasn't an apology BC...that was trying to make us sound like we are completely dumb and didn't understand the, err, "joke" MJC was making. We may be blonde, but we ain't stupid (well, some of the time!).

MM, xx


You must be?

You two aren't married to me and LJ!!

MWUH

Madam Medusa May 13th 2007 3:36 pm

Re: Suitable Punishment suggestions
 

Originally Posted by MJC (Post 4774477)
You two aren't married to me and LJ!!

funny, I would've thought that was our strongest non-dumb credentials to date...

MM, xx

littlejimmy May 13th 2007 5:00 pm

Re: Suitable Punishment suggestions
 

Originally Posted by MJC (Post 4774477)
You must be?

You two aren't married to me and LJ!!

MWUH

Speak for yourself, cheb.

Madam Medusa May 13th 2007 5:02 pm

Re: Suitable Punishment suggestions
 

Originally Posted by littlejimmy (Post 4774830)
Speak for yourself, cheb.

ohhh LJ, I'm hurt...you mean you no love me and BC for long time?? :D

MM, xx

littlejimmy May 13th 2007 5:04 pm

Re: Suitable Punishment suggestions
 

Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 4774841)
ohhh LJ, I'm hurt...you mean you no love me and BC for long time?? :D

MM, xx

I only have fingers for MataHari.

(I can't see her, not being crude)

Madam Medusa May 13th 2007 5:06 pm

Re: Suitable Punishment suggestions
 

Originally Posted by littlejimmy (Post 4774855)
I only have fingers for MataHari.

(I can't see her, not being crude)

hmmm...ok, well at least now i know where i stand...no more nights crying in my pillow, I will survive :D

MM, xx

littlejimmy May 13th 2007 5:08 pm

Re: Suitable Punishment suggestions
 

Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 4774875)
hmmm...ok, well at least now i know where i stand...no more nights crying in my pillow, I will survive :D

MM, xx

I'm just a big heart-breaker. Well, something like that.

MataHari May 13th 2007 5:17 pm

Re: Suitable Punishment suggestions
 

Originally Posted by littlejimmy (Post 4774855)
I only have fingers for MataHari.

(I can't see her, not being crude)

you are losing it....or something


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