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littlejimmy May 13th 2007 1:35 pm

Re: Suitable Punishment suggestions
 

Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 4773895)
PMSL!

Specification Addendum.

If no pulse is present, rigor mortis may suffice.

MataHari May 13th 2007 1:40 pm

Re: Suitable Punishment suggestions
 

Originally Posted by littlejimmy (Post 4773902)
Specification Addendum.

If no pulse is present, rigor mortis may suffice.

you've been checking out medical sites, hoping to find some satisfaction...

NorthernLad May 13th 2007 1:40 pm

Re: Suitable Punishment suggestions
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 4773901)
tickets for the Brand New Heavies, but they didn't have them....

Try Time Out ticketline on web.

littlejimmy May 13th 2007 1:42 pm

Re: Suitable Punishment suggestions
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 4773932)
you've been checking out medical sites, hoping to find some satisfaction...

Well I used to be a necrophiliac....

MJC May 13th 2007 1:43 pm

Re: Suitable Punishment suggestions
 

Originally Posted by littlejimmy (Post 4773945)
Well I used to be a necrophiliac....

But it was dead boring!!

MataHari May 13th 2007 1:43 pm

Re: Suitable Punishment suggestions
 

Originally Posted by NorthernLad (Post 4773933)
Try Time Out ticketline on web.

I'll stop by the Lodge first see if I can get them there....I've had done the ticketline a couple of times, some with succes but it has also happend that the money got booked off twice, and the hassle of getting it back is still fresh in my memory...

littlejimmy May 13th 2007 1:44 pm

Re: Suitable Punishment suggestions
 

Originally Posted by MJC (Post 4773950)
But it was dead boring!!

:D

That raised a giggle.

MJC May 13th 2007 1:46 pm

Re: Suitable Punishment suggestions
 

Originally Posted by littlejimmy (Post 4773955)
:D

That raised a giggle.

Well with you on your own in Doha, I'm pleased that was all it raised!!

littlejimmy May 13th 2007 1:47 pm

Re: Suitable Punishment suggestions
 

Originally Posted by MJC (Post 4773965)
Well with you on your own in Doha, I'm pleased that was all it raised!!

Hmm. We'llnot go into that.

Seems the Dutch lady has missed the punchline.

I once went out with a Dutch Girl. It was going well till I bought her some inflatable shoes...

MataHari May 13th 2007 1:49 pm

Re: Suitable Punishment suggestions
 

Originally Posted by littlejimmy (Post 4773976)
Hmm. We'llnot go into that.

Seems the Dutch lady has missed the punchline.

I once went out with a Dutch Girl. It was going well till I bought her some inflatable shoes...

yeah...missed it all...oh well...

MJC May 13th 2007 1:50 pm

Re: Suitable Punishment suggestions
 

Originally Posted by littlejimmy (Post 4773976)
Hmm. We'llnot go into that.

Seems the Dutch lady has missed the punchline.

I once went out with a Dutch Girl. It was going well till I bought her some inflatable shoes...

So you enjoy fingering dykes?

Blue Cat May 13th 2007 1:53 pm

Re: Suitable Punishment suggestions
 

Originally Posted by MJC (Post 4773996)
So you enjoy fingering dykes?

uncalled for ! :frown:

MJC May 13th 2007 1:54 pm

Re: Suitable Punishment suggestions
 

Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 4774009)
uncalled for ! :frown:

Venus and Mars hon.....

Madam Medusa May 13th 2007 1:57 pm

Re: Suitable Punishment suggestions
 

Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 4774009)
uncalled for ! :frown:

agree...but totally predictable eh? :rolleyes:

MM, xx

Blue Cat May 13th 2007 2:01 pm

Re: Suitable Punishment suggestions
 

Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 4774026)
agree...but totally predictable eh? :rolleyes:

MM, xx

yes not surprising !


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