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Hoochie Mama May 12th 2007 4:32 pm

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BC - where did he say he was until 7:30am? And more to the point, do you believe him?!!

Did he even phone or text to say where he was...... ?

MJC May 12th 2007 4:54 pm

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Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 4770874)
thanks! right off to find a sharp knife! :rofl:

You should cuddle and love him.

Then make him a nice meal and give him a blow job.

It's the woman's duty!

Confucius May 12th 2007 5:11 pm

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Originally Posted by twocans (Post 4770370)
beter not let threecans see this subject in case she realises that 7.30 is not normanl and starts handing out punishment as well.

Right,we know Twocans,and just got to know Threecans,so,where is the Onecan???

Confucius May 12th 2007 5:12 pm

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Originally Posted by Hoochie Mama (Post 4770881)
BC - where did he say he was until 7:30am? And more to the point, do you believe him?!!

Did he even phone or text to say where he was...... ?

A thing called trust...One should try it sometime...
Not all men are big bad wolves like me...

MJC May 12th 2007 5:15 pm

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Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 4771015)
Not all men are big bad wolves like me...

Oh come on, you're a pussycat....

Confucius May 12th 2007 5:23 pm

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Originally Posted by MJC (Post 4771027)
Oh come on, you're a pussycat....

You have never seen the size of my balls...And you never will,for that matter...

MJC May 12th 2007 5:25 pm

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Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 4771051)
You have never seen the size of my balls...And you never will,for that matter...


YOU HAVE BALLS?

I thought you were a woman!!

Confucius May 12th 2007 5:26 pm

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Originally Posted by MJC (Post 4771057)
YOU HAVE BALLS?

I thought you were a woman!!

Of course...4 of them...
And just because you fancy me doesn't mean I am a woman...

MJC May 12th 2007 5:29 pm

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Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 4771064)
Of course...4 of them...
And just because you fancy me doesn't mean I am a woman...

Oh dear, anyone got a tissue?

Blue Cat May 13th 2007 12:39 pm

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Originally Posted by Hoochie Mama (Post 4770881)
BC - where did he say he was until 7:30am? And more to the point, do you believe him?!!

Did he even phone or text to say where he was...... ?

yup he was with my friend and her husband, his excuse for not texting was that I would be asleep anyway!!! I doubt he would have been able to figure out how to use the phone the state he was in.

littlejimmy May 13th 2007 1:04 pm

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Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 4773640)
yup he was with my friend and her husband, his excuse for not texting was that I would be asleep anyway!!! I doubt he would have been able to figure out how to use the phone the state he was in.

Does this mean you checked his alibi? Isn't trust a wonderful thing...

;)

Blue Cat May 13th 2007 1:12 pm

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Originally Posted by littlejimmy (Post 4773735)
Does this mean you checked his alibi? Isn't trust a wonderful thing...

;)

nope I believe him :lol:

arbroath_abroad May 13th 2007 1:13 pm

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Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 4773640)
yup he was with my friend and her husband, his excuse for not texting was that I would be asleep anyway!!! I doubt he would have been able to figure out how to use the phone the state he was in.


cant beat a bit of expat swinging

Blue Cat May 13th 2007 1:14 pm

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Originally Posted by arbroath_abroad (Post 4773786)
cant beat a bit of expat swinging

LOL!!!! he couldn't have swung a cat, infact he couldn't even stand up never mind get it up!

Confucius May 13th 2007 1:18 pm

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Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 4773792)
LOL!!!! he couldn't have swung a cat, infact he couldn't even stand up never mind get it up!

You need a man...And fast...


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