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Re: Suitable Punishment suggestions
Originally Posted by Blue Cat
(Post 4773640)
yup he was with my friend and her husband, his excuse for not texting was that I would be asleep anyway!!! I doubt he would have been able to figure out how to use the phone the state he was in.
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Re: Suitable Punishment suggestions
Originally Posted by littlejimmy
(Post 4773735)
Does this mean you checked his alibi? Isn't trust a wonderful thing...
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Re: Suitable Punishment suggestions
Originally Posted by Blue Cat
(Post 4773640)
yup he was with my friend and her husband, his excuse for not texting was that I would be asleep anyway!!! I doubt he would have been able to figure out how to use the phone the state he was in.
cant beat a bit of expat swinging |
Re: Suitable Punishment suggestions
Originally Posted by arbroath_abroad
(Post 4773786)
cant beat a bit of expat swinging
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Re: Suitable Punishment suggestions
Originally Posted by Blue Cat
(Post 4773792)
LOL!!!! he couldn't have swung a cat, infact he couldn't even stand up never mind get it up!
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Re: Suitable Punishment suggestions
Originally Posted by Confucius
(Post 4773815)
You need a man...And fast...
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Re: Suitable Punishment suggestions
Originally Posted by Blue Cat
(Post 4773821)
yes where will I find one though??
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Re: Suitable Punishment suggestions
Originally Posted by Confucius
(Post 4773833)
You're looking for a pure diamond...Virgin Megastore is your answer...All packed with 'em...
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Re: Suitable Punishment suggestions
Originally Posted by MataHari
(Post 4773835)
went there today...lots of Russians that couldn't help me...
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Re: Suitable Punishment suggestions
Originally Posted by MataHari
(Post 4773835)
went there today...lots of Russians that couldn't help me...
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Re: Suitable Punishment suggestions
Originally Posted by Confucius
(Post 4773846)
Those are located at the "Alternative" shelves...
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Re: Suitable Punishment suggestions
Originally Posted by littlejimmy
(Post 4773853)
Do they have a "Snakes With Tits" section?
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Re: Suitable Punishment suggestions
Originally Posted by Blue Cat
(Post 4773867)
not on this site :eek:
It's a goer. |
Re: Suitable Punishment suggestions
Originally Posted by arbroath_abroad
(Post 4773845)
you were looking for a man??
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Re: Suitable Punishment suggestions
LOL! That's a real site!
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Re: Suitable Punishment suggestions
Originally Posted by MataHari
(Post 4773878)
yes, I was buying...
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Re: Suitable Punishment suggestions
Originally Posted by arbroath_abroad
(Post 4773883)
specification???
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Re: Suitable Punishment suggestions
Originally Posted by littlejimmy
(Post 4773880)
LOL! That's a real site!
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Re: Suitable Punishment suggestions
Originally Posted by littlejimmy
(Post 4773885)
1. Pulse.
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Re: Suitable Punishment suggestions
Originally Posted by arbroath_abroad
(Post 4773883)
specification???
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Re: Suitable Punishment suggestions
Originally Posted by Blue Cat
(Post 4773895)
PMSL!
If no pulse is present, rigor mortis may suffice. |
Re: Suitable Punishment suggestions
Originally Posted by littlejimmy
(Post 4773902)
Specification Addendum.
If no pulse is present, rigor mortis may suffice. |
Re: Suitable Punishment suggestions
Originally Posted by MataHari
(Post 4773901)
tickets for the Brand New Heavies, but they didn't have them....
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Re: Suitable Punishment suggestions
Originally Posted by MataHari
(Post 4773932)
you've been checking out medical sites, hoping to find some satisfaction...
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Re: Suitable Punishment suggestions
Originally Posted by littlejimmy
(Post 4773945)
Well I used to be a necrophiliac....
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Re: Suitable Punishment suggestions
Originally Posted by NorthernLad
(Post 4773933)
Try Time Out ticketline on web.
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Re: Suitable Punishment suggestions
Originally Posted by MJC
(Post 4773950)
But it was dead boring!!
That raised a giggle. |
Re: Suitable Punishment suggestions
Originally Posted by littlejimmy
(Post 4773955)
:D
That raised a giggle. |
Re: Suitable Punishment suggestions
Originally Posted by MJC
(Post 4773965)
Well with you on your own in Doha, I'm pleased that was all it raised!!
Seems the Dutch lady has missed the punchline. I once went out with a Dutch Girl. It was going well till I bought her some inflatable shoes... |
Re: Suitable Punishment suggestions
Originally Posted by littlejimmy
(Post 4773976)
Hmm. We'llnot go into that.
Seems the Dutch lady has missed the punchline. I once went out with a Dutch Girl. It was going well till I bought her some inflatable shoes... |
Re: Suitable Punishment suggestions
Originally Posted by littlejimmy
(Post 4773976)
Hmm. We'llnot go into that.
Seems the Dutch lady has missed the punchline. I once went out with a Dutch Girl. It was going well till I bought her some inflatable shoes... |
Re: Suitable Punishment suggestions
Originally Posted by MJC
(Post 4773996)
So you enjoy fingering dykes?
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Re: Suitable Punishment suggestions
Originally Posted by Blue Cat
(Post 4774009)
uncalled for ! :frown:
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Re: Suitable Punishment suggestions
Originally Posted by Blue Cat
(Post 4774009)
uncalled for ! :frown:
MM, xx |
Re: Suitable Punishment suggestions
Originally Posted by Madam Medusa
(Post 4774026)
agree...but totally predictable eh? :rolleyes:
MM, xx |
Re: Suitable Punishment suggestions
Originally Posted by Blue Cat
(Post 4774044)
yes not surprising !
LJ mentioned he once went out with a Dutch girl. In Holland they have a coastal protection system called Dykes. There is a story about the little dutch boy who saved his town from flooding by putting his finger in a hole in the dyke. Dyke is also a slang term fro lesbian. I played on that to make my reply. Those that know me will understand, this is nothing to do with any member of any race. And I love MH. Proper top bird. |
Re: Suitable Punishment suggestions
Originally Posted by MJC
(Post 4774077)
Look, for the blondes (that means you two) here I will explain my reasoning.
LJ mentioned he once went out with a Dutch girl. In Holland they have a coastal protection system called Dykes. There is a story about the little dutch boy who saved his town from flooding by putting his finger in a hole in the dyke. Dyke is also a slang term fro lesbian. I played on that to make my reply. Those that know me will understand, this is nothing to do with any member of any race. And I love MH. Proper top bird. apology accepted ;) |
Re: Suitable Punishment suggestions
Originally Posted by MJC
(Post 4774077)
Look, for the blondes (that means you two) here I will explain my reasoning.
LJ mentioned he once went out with a Dutch girl. In Holland they have a coastal protection system called Dykes. There is a story about the little dutch boy who saved his town from flooding by putting his finger in a hole in the dyke. Dyke is also a slang term fro lesbian. I played on that to make my reply. Those that know me will understand, this is nothing to do with any member of any race. And I love MH. Proper top bird. |
Re: Suitable Punishment suggestions
Originally Posted by littlejimmy
(Post 4774089)
Yes, but the punchline was about the girl popping her clogs.
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Re: Suitable Punishment suggestions
Originally Posted by MJC
(Post 4774100)
Oh bugger.
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