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Blue Cat May 11th 2007 7:33 am

Suitable Punishment suggestions
 
DH came home at 7.30 am!!! please suggest suitable punishments for this behaviour! He was apparently at his mates house.

BC :sneaky:

Lexylou May 11th 2007 7:45 am

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Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 4764698)
DH came home at 7.30 am!!! please suggest suitable punishments for this behaviour! He was apparently at his mates house.

BC :sneaky:

hmmm.... 7:30 eh? at a mates house....hmmm

Lexylou May 11th 2007 7:47 am

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Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 4764698)
DH came home at 7.30 am!!! please suggest suitable punishments for this behaviour! He was apparently at his mates house.

BC :sneaky:

I will need time to come up with a suitable punishment....how angry are you exactly?

Confucius May 11th 2007 7:56 am

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Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 4764698)
DH came home at 7.30 am!!! please suggest suitable punishments for this behaviour! He was apparently at his mates house.

BC :sneaky:

A likely story...

I suggest you do something to him from behind...

But seeing as lashing non-muslims have just stopped in the UAE,you have an uphill task...

IndieG May 11th 2007 8:09 am

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Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 4764698)
DH came home at 7.30 am!!! please suggest suitable punishments for this behaviour! He was apparently at his mates house.

BC :sneaky:

Book yourself at the Burj and return next week at 7:30 am;)

Madam Medusa May 11th 2007 8:28 am

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go buy a stunning pair of sergios from Harvey Nicks and get yourself out on a girls night out tonight...leave him babysitting, then roll in at 8am!

MM, xx

littlejimmy May 11th 2007 10:56 am

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Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 4764698)
DH came home at 7.30 am!!! please suggest suitable punishments for this behaviour! He was apparently at his mates house.

BC :sneaky:

You should appreciate the fact that he came home so early. Now cook him his favourite meal and then give him a blow job. This is the only way to keep him sweet.

Lexylou May 11th 2007 11:00 am

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Originally Posted by littlejimmy (Post 4765302)
You should appreciate the fact that he came home so early. Now cook him his favourite meal and then give him a blow job. This is the only way to keep him sweet.

Jimmy, Jimmy... I expected more from you. Don't know why, but I expected more!

littlejimmy May 11th 2007 11:05 am

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Originally Posted by Lexylou (Post 4765315)
Jimmy, Jimmy... I expected more from you. Don't know why, but I expected more!

Do you need a smiley to indicate that I was joking?

Or was I?

Ray May 11th 2007 1:31 pm

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Japanese philosopher-teacher Ekiken Kaibara said:

A wife's duty is to serve her husband with absolute obedience and never to criticize or disparage him. She may not complain if he visits brothels and is even expected to pay his brothel bills.

Madam Medusa May 11th 2007 1:36 pm

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Originally Posted by Ray (Post 4766125)
Japanese philosopher-teacher Ekiken Kaibara said:

A wife's duty is to serve her husband with absolute obedience and never to criticize or disparage him. She may not complain if he visits brothels and is even expected to pay his brothel bills.

knew there was a reason why I've never been to Japan...

MM, xx

Ray May 11th 2007 1:38 pm

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Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 4766157)
knew there was a reason why I've never been to Japan...

MM, xx

He was a Confucianist

Madam Medusa May 11th 2007 1:40 pm

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Originally Posted by Ray (Post 4766171)
He was a Confucianist

yeah...that figures

MM, xx

Blue Cat May 11th 2007 2:04 pm

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Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 4764864)
go buy a stunning pair of sergios from Harvey Nicks and get yourself out on a girls night out tonight...leave him babysitting, then roll in at 8am!

MM, xx

thanks everyone! silent treatment at present. MM this sounds like a good option. I said how you would feel if I came in at 7.30 in the morning - NO COMMENT! God I am furious! :frown:

MJC May 11th 2007 2:15 pm

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Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 4766310)
thanks everyone! silent treatment at present. MM this sounds like a good option. I said how you would feel if I came in at 7.30 in the morning - NO COMMENT! God I am furious! :frown:

You out tonight then BC?

You can crash at my place.....


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