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Charismatic Sep 13th 2008 7:44 am

Strange moment at the hairdressers
 
I went to the hairdressers today. So I did the usual sitting around, reading an old issue of “North & South” which had a great article on growing Kiwi fruit while waiting for my spot. After a little while a blonde girl working there walks to the counter, reads the list and calls my name. I hang up my pith hat (;)) and scarf.

After we come to an arrangement about the details of the cut (she was quite ellegant and well spoken, I'm too easily persuaded...) she proceeds to wash my hair, it was about then while staring up at her I realise her rather lovely complexion, her skin had a nice subtle tan and not a blemish to be seen. Her hands where exceptionally nimble as she ruffled through my hair, darting along tracks that I'd never consciously realise existed in the hairs layers while washing it :D.

Later she began to comb attentitivly, not in a harsh way like some hairdressers do but with the comb at an angle. I could feel my hair moving but not the comb touching my skin, it was almost like it was floating over my skin on a cushion of air at about the same height at the thickness or a razor blade :embaressed_smile:. Like when someone glides their warm hand over your skin, close enough to feel the warmth of their body but not actually touching.

As she cut she pushed her quite ample, nicely formed, busts against my head as she pulled my head towards her with the tips of her fingers. She would use this move again along with grasping my hair between her fingers to indicate for me to move my head (a not altogeather unpleasurable experience). I found myself staring at her in the mirror, my eyes must have given me away as they darted back onto myself as she looked in the mirror because she broke concentration and gave me a little smile :wub:.

I was sad when it was over really :(, as I stood in the street looking back for a second...

Repeat business? You bet! So have I turned into a weirdo stalker :eek: or just found a good hairdresser? :thumbsup:

MissDemeanor Sep 13th 2008 7:50 am

Re: Strange moment at the hairdressers
 
How is it you manage to tell a story like a mild porno story?
We all know you have a tit fetish...but a dirty old man stalker too?!!

Charismatic Sep 13th 2008 8:00 am

Re: Strange moment at the hairdressers
 

Originally Posted by MissDemeanor (Post 6779105)
We all know you have a tit fetish

:rofl: Actually I like a nice body shape more, I'm a hip to waist ratio man :D.

As for mild porn that would be more like "She held the comb with her thumb stretched along the length of it's blade but her hand would have been more experienced at holding cock in my view. She ruffled her hand against the direction of growth in my hair, I could tell subconsciously she was telling me she wanted it rough..." :rofl:.

It was just a little erotic though, hence the "strange" part in the thread title :).

The Dean Sep 13th 2008 8:12 am

Re: Strange moment at the hairdressers
 
Shit............. I'm practically bald these days............. :(

MissDemeanor Sep 13th 2008 8:28 am

Re: Strange moment at the hairdressers
 

Originally Posted by Charismatic (Post 6779122)
:rofl: Actually I like a nice body shape more, I'm a hip to waist ratio man :D.

As for mild porn that would be more like "She held the comb with her thumb stretched along the length of it's blade but her hand would have been more experienced at holding cock in my view. She ruffled her hand against the direction of growth in my hair, I could tell subconsciously she was telling me she wanted it rough..." :rofl:.

It was just a little erotic though, hence the "strange" part in the thread title :).


maybe you should get a job writing for Mills and Boon...or a dirty old man porno mag.:eek:

Charismatic Sep 13th 2008 8:30 am

Re: Strange moment at the hairdressers
 

Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 6779154)
Shit............. I'm practically bald these days............. :(

There seem to be plenty of options now for getting your hair back, don't know which ones are effective though...you may have to visit your GP or specialist to get advice.

MataHari Sep 13th 2008 10:33 am

Re: Strange moment at the hairdressers
 

Originally Posted by Charismatic (Post 6779083)
I went to the hairdressers today. So I did the usual sitting around, reading an old issue of “North & South” which had a great article on growing Kiwi fruit while waiting for my spot. After a little while a blonde girl working there walks to the counter, reads the list and calls my name. I hang up my pith hat (;)) and scarf.

After we come to an arrangement about the details of the cut (she was quite ellegant and well spoken, I'm too easily persuaded...) she proceeds to wash my hair, it was about then while staring up at her I realise her rather lovely complexion, her skin had a nice subtle tan and not a blemish to be seen. Her hands where exceptionally nimble as she ruffled through my hair, darting along tracks that I'd never consciously realise existed in the hairs layers while washing it :D.

Later she began to comb attentitivly, not in a harsh way like some hairdressers do but with the comb at an angle. I could feel my hair moving but not the comb touching my skin, it was almost like it was floating over my skin on a cushion of air at about the same height at the thickness or a razor blade :embaressed_smile:. Like when someone glides their warm hand over your skin, close enough to feel the warmth of their body but not actually touching.

As she cut she pushed her quite ample, nicely formed, busts against my head as she pulled my head towards her with the tips of her fingers. She would use this move again along with grasping my hair between her fingers to indicate for me to move my head (a not altogeather unpleasurable experience). I found myself staring at her in the mirror, my eyes must have given me away as they darted back onto myself as she looked in the mirror because she broke concentration and gave me a little smile :wub:.

I was sad when it was over really :(, as I stood in the street looking back for a second...

Repeat business? You bet! So have I turned into a weirdo stalker :eek: or just found a good hairdresser? :thumbsup:

did you tip her...

scarletfan Sep 13th 2008 11:00 am

Re: Strange moment at the hairdressers
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 6779394)
did you tip her...

what like on the floor?

Confucius Sep 13th 2008 11:25 am

Re: Strange moment at the hairdressers
 

Originally Posted by Charismatic (Post 6779083)
I went to the hairdressers today. So I did the usual sitting around, reading an old issue of “North & South” which had a great article on growing Kiwi fruit while waiting for my spot. After a little while a blonde girl working there walks to the counter, reads the list and calls my name. I hang up my pith hat (;)) and scarf.

After we come to an arrangement about the details of the cut (she was quite ellegant and well spoken, I'm too easily persuaded...) she proceeds to wash my hair, it was about then while staring up at her I realise her rather lovely complexion, her skin had a nice subtle tan and not a blemish to be seen. Her hands where exceptionally nimble as she ruffled through my hair, darting along tracks that I'd never consciously realise existed in the hairs layers while washing it :D.

Later she began to comb attentitivly, not in a harsh way like some hairdressers do but with the comb at an angle. I could feel my hair moving but not the comb touching my skin, it was almost like it was floating over my skin on a cushion of air at about the same height at the thickness or a razor blade :embaressed_smile:. Like when someone glides their warm hand over your skin, close enough to feel the warmth of their body but not actually touching.

As she cut she pushed her quite ample, nicely formed, busts against my head as she pulled my head towards her with the tips of her fingers. She would use this move again along with grasping my hair between her fingers to indicate for me to move my head (a not altogeather unpleasurable experience). I found myself staring at her in the mirror, my eyes must have given me away as they darted back onto myself as she looked in the mirror because she broke concentration and gave me a little smile :wub:.

I was sad when it was over really :(, as I stood in the street looking back for a second...

Repeat business? You bet! So have I turned into a weirdo stalker :eek: or just found a good hairdresser? :thumbsup:

I think she wants you...I mean; she likes you...

Charismatic Sep 13th 2008 12:57 pm

Re: Strange moment at the hairdressers
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 6779394)
did you tip her...

She cut me off before I could, I wasn't going to split hairs.

Charismatic Sep 13th 2008 1:03 pm

Re: Strange moment at the hairdressers
 

Originally Posted by MissDemeanor (Post 6779190)
Mills and Boon...or a dirty old man porno mag.:eek:

Whats the difference between an old man porno mag and a contemporary chic one?

I don't think Mills and Boon advocate Gonzo journalism so I'll give it a miss thanks :D.

Shadya Sep 13th 2008 3:41 pm

Re: Strange moment at the hairdressers
 
You should go and visit my husband's Balinese masseuse then...

Madam Medusa Sep 13th 2008 3:45 pm

Re: Strange moment at the hairdressers
 

Originally Posted by Shadya (Post 6780015)
You should go and visit my husband's Balinese masseuse then...

is that at dreamworks, by any chance...??

MM, xx

Charismatic Sep 13th 2008 8:23 pm

Re: Strange moment at the hairdressers
 

Originally Posted by Shadya (Post 6780015)
You should go and visit my husband's Balinese masseuse then...

And your going to talk Miss Charismatic into this? :D

jvr20 Sep 14th 2008 6:36 am

Re: Strange moment at the hairdressers
 
you're a man. She's a barber. Not a hairdresser. :eek:


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