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ctfc Aug 4th 2010 10:20 am

Spanking the potato
 
From the Economist (really!)

"Joan Collins was being served dinner in BA business class and one of the potatoes was so hot it burnt her mouth.

Ms Collins called over the steward and told that the potato had burnt her mouth.

The camp flight attendant was a little over-excited to be serving the star so took the potato and proceeded to spank it and say "Bad potato! Bad potato!" much to the mirth of fellow passengers.

Joan, however, was not amused and made a complaint."

http://www.economist.com/blogs/gulli...7/joan_collins

weescot Aug 4th 2010 11:22 am

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At least she didn't get Chinzano spilled all over her...

Charismatic Aug 4th 2010 11:32 am

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Originally Posted by weescot (Post 8751920)
At least she didn't get Chinzano spilled all over her...

:p

Shockingly food served hot can be still be hot when consumed, there must be a life lesson in that. The stewardesses comments should have reflected the clients need for a bib and Mr. Tippy cup.

weescot Aug 4th 2010 1:08 pm

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Just add hot tatties ....

Madam Medusa Aug 4th 2010 1:16 pm

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Originally Posted by ctfc (Post 8751810)
From the Economist (really!)

"Joan Collins was being served dinner in BA business class and one of the potatoes was so hot it burnt her mouth.

Ms Collins called over the steward and told that the potato had burnt her mouth.

The camp flight attendant was a little over-excited to be serving the star so took the potato and proceeded to spank it and say "Bad potato! Bad potato!" much to the mirth of fellow passengers.

Joan, however, was not amused and made a complaint."

http://www.economist.com/blogs/gulli...7/joan_collins

hahahahaha, that is just too funny...can't believe joan was such an old sourpuss...

MM, xx

Umbrella Aug 5th 2010 8:57 am

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I would have bent that waitress over, right there and sp---


er...


Joan totally overreacted. Really.

U

Umbrella Aug 6th 2010 3:27 am

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This was so, not, what I was thinking the thread was going to be about...

U

Bahtatboy Aug 8th 2010 3:20 pm

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You get weirder by the post, Kasa-san :thumbsup:


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